Stolen Stolen Humor

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I thought this was good, so I stole it from someone who stole it............POST ISLAMIC STRESS TRAUMA with APOLOGETIC WHITEHOUSE FATIGUE............For those of you who do not know what this is: PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. January 15, 2015.....Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the UNITED STATES, and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body, then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.........................................sympto ms include: Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your Gov't pander to Muslim terrorists.....Uncontrollable heartburn every evening during the O'Reilly factor......................Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that another Clinton could be elected President...........................Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly viewing of terrorists murdering innocent people.................................Bleeding from the eyes, this is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidently flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host and the possibility of him being the next Secretary of State. Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. If you feel you have POST ISLAMIC STRESS TRAUMA with APOLOGETIC WHITEHOUSE FATIGUE, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.