What have I done?

[yqtszhj]

Its the meds guys, appreciate what u get. Just sayin

Think of it this way, U read my posts and then u go out in the living room and u just sit there and stare at the fokking wall. U wife says: Humm, read one of ol jocko's posts didn't u?"

You hit the nail on the head there.

Although I will admit the Italian humor about the pissa toast on the plate had me and the wife rolling on the floor laughing.

[jocko]

ok hows ths one



After months of saving, Italian jocko purchases a £300 pair of Boccelli leather shoes. Every Friday night the Italian community
holds a dance in the church basement. ol jocko seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, ‘Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?’
Startled, Sophia replies, ‘Yes, jocko, I do wear red panties tonight, But how do you know?’
ol jocko answers, ‘I see the reflection in my new £300 Boccelli leather shoes.

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks,
‘ Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?’
Rosa answers, ‘Yes, jocko, I do, But how do you know that?’
He replies, ‘I see the reflection in my new £300 Boccelli leather shoes.

For the last dance ol jocko asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red.
He states, ‘Carmela, be stilla my heart, Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, Please, please, tella me this true!’
Carmela smiles coyly and answers, ‘Yes jocko, I wear no panties tonight.’
ol jocko gasps, ‘Thanka God …. I thought I had a crack in my £300 Boccelli leather shoes
Justa sayin

[jocko]

anutter one


My Grandad Guiseppe Jocko, made his fortune during World War II
He sold reverse lights for Italian tanks. (this apparently works for the French also

[jocko]

OK: last one




An Italian man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.”

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to.”

The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me.”

The Italian man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing” and how I can make a woman truly happy?”

After a few minutes God said, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

[jocko]

Ok, I LIED

This is the last one.



An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.” “Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, Guiseppe Jocko, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fokk her again

[JohnR]

Ella o ella, jokko!

[RevRay]

Jew willa like-a your Emma Kay 9-a ... justa sayin.

[b4uqzme]

What's a bigamist?



It's a fog in Italy.

[berettabone]

I've lusted after the MK9 for years, but couldn't justify buying one.

Until I found a used one at a price I couldn't refuse.

It should take about a week to get it here.

There truly is no cure for gunaccumulationitis.

Welcome to the MK crowd..................