I need ur help

[jocko]

Heh frieds, I don''t normally ask for helop but I need this forums help ajd fast.

There is an article in the motorcycle chat line that a fella is suing BMW motorcycle and some custom seat maker over the fact that when he rides his BMW, he gets a b-ner on and it last for days.

Now I am 68 years old and a devout Harley rider buy I am wanting to buy that fokking bike and I am on a list of over 5000 bidders. I want this bike, . I will at first see if I can just change seats off the BMW andn to my harley and get the same results and if not, then sorry HARLEYS after 50+ years I can now understand why BMW's riders always have that sh!t eatin smile on their faces. THEY KNOW!!!

I need lots of money as this bike is gonna go high..


Thank you my good good good friends..

[Barth]

Heh frieds, I don''t normally ask for helop but I need this forums help ajd fast.

There is an article in the motorcycle chat line that a fella is suing BMW motorcycle ad some custom seat maker over the fact that when he rides his BMW, he gets a ***** on and it last for days.

Now I am 68 years old and a devout Harley rider buy I am wanting to buy that fokking bike and I am on a list of over 5000 bidders. I want this bike, . I will at first see if I can just change seats off the BMW andn to my harley and get the same results and if not, then sorry HARLEYS after 50+ years I can now understand why BMW's riders always have that sh!t eatin smile on their faces. THEY KOW!!!

I need lots of money as this bike is gonna go high..


Thank you my good good good friends..

I'm confused as to what help your asking for?

[greco]

I'm afraid you may have to work this one out by yourself.

[Bill K]

Will my contribution be tax deductible?

[Popeye]

Jocko
As you know I'm a Harley rider myself(Roadking) All I can say is if you think the BMW is the answer buy the thing. Me personally I'll never ride anything but a Harley. I've never gotten off my bike without an ear to ear smile on my face....... Good Luck.

[gm412]

I don't think it is the smile he wants. It is the er.......

[johnh]

Hey I get lots of emails from folks overseas that sell stuff to help with this issue. I bet it costs less than that BMW. Just give me a shout and I will forward them all your way...

[Barth]

Jocko
As you know I'm a Harley rider myself(Roadking) All I can say is if you think the BMW is the answer buy the thing. Me personally I'll never ride anything but a Harley. I've never gotten off my bike without an ear to ear smile on my face....... Good Luck.

I owned a BMW in high school.
Rode down to the DMV at 15 1/2, by myself, to take the riding test and get a license.
Passed the written and the tester asked me to have whom ever brought me down
to bring the bike around back where the circles and cones were set up.
He came out the back door and saw me alone standing by my black BMW 500.
Looked around and smiled.
Asked me to start the bike, circle the parking lot and shift gears for him.
I kick started the bike jumped on and did what he asked.
Then he said "shut the bike off, you've been riding for a while haven't you?"
Yup.
"This test is over. come inside and lets finish the paperwork."

It was a really nice bike. The fit, finish, paint and performance all outstanding.
But even though my Triumph 650 had to be pushed home on occasion.
I enjoyed riding it much more than the BMW.

Keep your Harley my friend.
You're not missing a thing.

[Armybrat]

You're already a hard man to beat.

[Bawanna]

I'm there for ya pal and my check is in the mail. If this really works maybe you could let me ride it from time to time.

The scooter that is.

[Tinman507]

Jocko,

As soon as I receive the check I am expecting from the Director of the Nigerian National Bank, I can help out.

I was raised to always help a friend out in times of trouble. I was also raised to believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny and an honest Government.

I am also looking to sell some swamp land I bought in Florida a few years ago if anyone's interested.

[kb2wji]

they got pills for that now.... and i'm pretty sure they are cheaper than a BMW.

[TheTman]

Why do you want something to last for days when you are only gonna use it for 2 minutes?

[JFootin]

Jocko, you don't believe everything you read on the Internet, do you?

[Tinman507]

they got pills for that now.... and i'm pretty sure they are cheaper than a BMW.

Interesting side effect of those magic pills. Things take on an unusual blue hue. It wears off after a while, but if you have this and other effects for over 4 hours, call your Doctor and Ripley's Believe It or Not.