It's July, say what's on our mind. Other than Politics/US Government or Lack Thereof!

[mr surveyor]

I know just how he feels

[wyntrout]

He looks like he's falling asleep...so cute.

It's a shame that they can't stay puppies. Young animals are just so cuddly... even the ones who will grow up and think you are good for a snack... you being much lower on THEIR food chain!

Wynn

[OldLincoln]

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says
6 Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible.'

Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and
there is that risk involved.'

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a
Brazilian?

[OldLincoln]

The Pastors Wife

The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, the congregation passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary.

A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."

Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

The entire congregation said, "Amen

[OldLincoln]

Mountain Man !!
Many years ago, in the days of the mountain men a mountain man was captured by the Indians. They didn't kill him. They had a test for him, not a written test but an endurance test, a "gauntlet" if you will.

If he lived through the gauntlet he would get all his pack-horses, weapons, furs, and supplies back. He would also be able to travel and hunt in the tribes territory without any harm coming to him. If he didn't pass the gauntlet, well, it did not matter, because he would be dead.

The Chief, in front of the whole tribe showed the mountain man 3 tee-pees. he told the mountain man, " In the 1st tee-pee is a gallon jug of 'white lightning'. When you pick it up, you can not put it down until empty. You drink all of it. In 2nd tee-pee, female grizzly with bad tooth. You pull tooth. In 3rd tee-pee, squaw. Very horny squaw. you satisfy squaw."

Well, the mountain man thought this shouldn't be too hard. He had fought bears before, and he had been with women before. The only thing that concerned him was that he wasn't much of a drinking man. He had nothing to lose so he went in the 1st tee-pee. He picked up the jug and pulled the stopper. he started drinking. after about 2 hours he came out, staggering and stumbling. He seemed quite disoriented and the chief pointed to the 2nd tee-pee and said, "Bear."

The crowd laughed and made fun of the drunken mountain man as he stumbled towards the 2nd tee-pee. As soon as he entered the tee-pee the fight started, growling, screaming, cursing, more growling, yelling and plenty of other noises came from the tee-pee. About 30 minutes after he went in, he came out. He belched. He farted. He hiked up his buckskins and he asked the Chief, " Now,,, where's that squaw that had that sore tooth??"

[Barth]

Last time, actually only time, I posted a joke Bawanna had to delete it.
Looks like my stand up career ended before it started - LOL!

As for what's on my mind?
My big project went well.
So after two years I finally get to take vacation time.
Six months of Fridays off!

I think I'll do something completely different.
Like go to the Range!
Yup, that's the ticket.

Looks like my extended, triple ported, chamber opend for HPs
Bar-Sto barrel for my P239 is going to be late.
What a surprise.

It's probably a good thing there isn't many after market parts or
gunsmith work to be done on a Kahr MK40 Elite.
It's the only bone stock auto loader I have LOL!

I still want my new barrel...

Barth Six Barrels

[Armybrat]

Watching the opening ceremonies of the 2012 Olympics in London last night:

[OldLincoln]

You are right and it really must be a sad thought for her. They really were that powerful for many years and now back to where they started. I suppose if some had their way we would be back to 13 colonies looking at all those states we used to have, but sold to China to pay off our national debt.

[OldLincoln]

INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.' 'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? ' The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:15 or the 10:30 ?'

[OldLincoln]

Motorcyclist A motorcyclist picked up his friend from work one raw autumn day. The friend complained he was cold from the wind, so the driver stopped and got his friend to turn his coat around, so the collar would stop the wind blowing down the neck.

They went on a ways, but came to a construction site. Quickly the cyclist bumped through the dirt path, and at the end turned around to check how his friend was doing. But the friend had fallen off!

The cyclist rushed back along the dirt path, and discovered a group of construction workers gathered around his friend. He pushed his way through the crowd and asked how his friend was doing.

"He seemed alright," came the reply, "until we turned his head around the right way."

[getsome]

If ya'll haven't done so already Google Austrilian hurdler and watch the youtube video of Michelle Jenneke's pre race warm up routine....I think it's wonderful that we can come together and admire this perfect example of Olimpic athletcism in motion...

[MW surveyor]

If ya'll haven't done so already Google Austrilian hurdler and watch the youtube video of Michelle Jenneke's pre race warm up routine....I think it's wonderful that we can come together and admire this perfect example of Olimpic athletcism in motion...

And one seriously good looking woman!

[Barth]

Dutch field hockey gains worldwide attention for reasons beyond field hockey



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[MikeyKahr]

Dutch field hockey. I think I am cheering for them.

[OldLincoln]

Appears to me the Google Australian hurdler is a very happy young woman! She does have a presence and she does get results winning her sprint. I'm happy for her.