September Silliness and Frivolity. Fun stuff.

[Bawanna]

Slightly early but thanks to a reminder I hereby give you the anything goes thread.

Try to avoid politics. Only the good stuff goes here.

[MW surveyor]

Still pushin it (2 days early)

[MW surveyor]

Hoping to set the tone of the September Anything Goes

(Except for "politics")

A warm fuzzy for you guys.

[Barth]

2013 Toyota Tacoma Month

The new 2013 Taco's arrive mid September.
There will be thousands for sure.
But there's a single Black 4x4 with my name on it (Delivery: Friday September 14, 2012)
Woo Hoo!

[MW surveyor]

The new 2013 Taco's arrive mid September.
There will be thousands for sure.
But there's a single Black 4x4 with my name on it (Delivery: Friday September 14, 2012)
Woo Hoo!

Very good. Hope that it has plenty of storage room for all of your barrels.

[Tinman507]

For those who do not know US history:

Here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1 . Liberals
2. Conservatives..

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement...

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some note worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Yuengling, Lone Star, or Shiner Boch. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. Usually resulting in accusations and name calling.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.....

[Bawanna]

You never fail to make my day tinman. I can open the closet door wide now, I know what I am and I'm proud of it.

[wyntrout]

Very good, Tinman.

This morning I watched the clip of Clint Eastwood speaking at the RNC... and at the end my eyes got a little moist with the audience's "Make my day!"!

Wynn

[mr surveyor]

in a couple of hours we're lighting up the grills to cook the last of the doves from last year's "harvest". The jalapeno slices, "special dry rub", bacon and cream cheese are ready to go.... and the beer is iced down. Heading out for the 330 mile trip to the happy hunting grounds next Thursday morning for a 4 day trip to re-stock the "supply". could be ready to leave in 10 minutes

DOVE SEASON

[Barth]

in a couple of hours we're lighting up the grills to cook the last of the doves from last year's "harvest". The jalapeno slices, "special dry rub", bacon and cream cheese are ready to go.... and the beer is iced down. Heading out for the 330 mile trip to the happy hunting grounds next Thursday morning for a 4 day trip to re-stock the "supply". could be ready to leave in 10 minutes

DOVE SEASON

Sounds nice.
I love a BBQ with friends.
With the NFL season kicking off soon there should be some BBQs in my future too.

Have a great holiday weekend my friend.

(Visions of a Black 4x4 Taco are dancing in my head - LOL)

[DeaconKC]

[MW surveyor]

Greetings from Singapore! I'll be here for about 10 days or so. Sure beats the last trip to Saudi Arabia. Not as hot here but way more humidity.

Mr. Surveyor, hope you did well on the dove opener. I never seem to be able to make the opening any more. MMMMM bacon wrapped dove!

[muggsy]

Now that brought a smile to my face, DeaconKC .

[mr surveyor]

Greetings from Singapore! I'll be here for about 10 days or so. Sure beats the last trip to Saudi Arabia. Not as hot here but way more humidity.

Mr. Surveyor, hope you did well on the dove opener. I never seem to be able to make the opening any more. MMMMM bacon wrapped dove!

We never go on opening weekend either. In the rare event of a mild summer and unusually cool August, there may be birds flying the first weekend, but the second and third weeks seem to be a m ore sure bet. There'll still be plenty of birds left for you when you get back

[DeaconKC]

On a good note, I am blessed with great in laws. My MIL fell very ill this January and we nearly lost her. She has been slow in recovering, but this weekend they felt like joining us on a getaway for a few days. It is so great to see her healthy again. As Brother John Bishop says, "God is always good."