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  • #16
    Originally posted by Tinman507 View Post
    Break it down and give it to him one piece at a time from now until Christmas.
    Sorta like the 12 Days of Christmas, with a torture component to it.
    LOL, I was thinking Johnny Cash, one piece at a time.

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    • #17
      Well you'll know real fast if he's foolin' around, at least.
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      • #18
        Tell Him that he can have his Christmas gift early if he does something special to convince you. Let him figure out what that something SPECIAL is!!!!
        IT COULD BE FUN!

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        • #19
          What is it with you ladies and your impossible to answer trick questions?

          Pondering this real hubby (not to be confused with cyber hubby) didn't do anything wrong. Actually he must have done something very right to warrant such a nice gift.
          Or of course it could be a guilt ridden gift given to make the giver feel better for the wrongs she's committed in the past.

          Something special? Hmm hot wax the car, foot massage with imported coconut oil from Australia? Is there a correct answer here, I'm struggling.
          http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
          In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
          Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
          Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
          Cue sound of Head slap.

          RIP Muggsy & TMan

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          • #20
            TD2K is the only one that can answer that.
            But personally it could be a lot of fun. Little light hearted games keep a relationship young, even when we're not so young!

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            • #21
              You pulled strings and got the weapon early.
              Give it to the guy and let him show off how truly awesome you are.

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              • #22
                The 4 secret words men need to know to make a marrage work beautifully....."Anything you say dear".....Once you get to this point it's all smooth sailing, too bad it takes so many years of pain and struggle before we realize we have been domesticated and tamed....There really should have been a manual with this thing...
                " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

                Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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                • #23
                  I've got 2 words for you....


                  And
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                  NRA Life Member
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                  That notch in the rail is supposed to be there

                  "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
                  --Thomas Jefferson (1764).

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                  • #24
                    I of course get it.

                    But just in case anyone else gets it, let me know so we can compare notes?

                    Sometimes I feel sooo stoopid.
                    http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                    Cue sound of Head slap.

                    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
                      I of course get it.

                      But just in case anyone else gets it, let me know so we can compare notes?

                      Sometimes I feel sooo stoopid.
                      I'm with you on Tinman's cryptic. Spatula and olive oil?

                      By the way, the real two words are "Yes dear" or "How high"
                      On the internet, the number of posts do not correlate to actual knowledge.
                      The notch is supposed to be there as well as the bulge at the front of the frame!
                      You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws.





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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by MW surveyor View Post
                        I'm with you on Tinman's cryptic. Spatula and olive oil?

                        By the way, the real two words are "Yes dear" or "How high"
                        Hmmm, I was working with flipper over thingy, burger flipper and I wasn't sure on the dingle berries. Couldn't tell if they was green apples or peas?

                        With the little bowl I'm thinking you nailed that with olives and oil.

                        Spatula was a direct hit, I'm not much up on kitchen technology although I do watch Iron Chef from time to time.

                        Always question authority even if you take a beating for it, I'm an expert at it. Getting a beating that is.
                        http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                        In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                        Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                        Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                        Cue sound of Head slap.

                        RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                        • #27
                          I am with Tinman on this one as well give it to him bit by bit!

                          Not sure where he is going with the pictures though

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                          • #28
                            I was expressing the kink factor alluded to earlier.
                            So sorry to be cryptic.
                            sigpic
                            Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
                            NRA Life Member
                            NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
                            That notch in the rail is supposed to be there

                            "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
                            --Thomas Jefferson (1764).

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                            • #29
                              So.......we are now talkinnnnnnnnnnnnnng about doinnnnnnnnnnnng a littttttttle spankinggggggggggggg with the spatula after oilinnnnnnnnnnnnnnng up?

                              Sorry about your original post TD. You know how it goes here at KT.
                              On the internet, the number of posts do not correlate to actual knowledge.
                              The notch is supposed to be there as well as the bulge at the front of the frame!
                              You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws.





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                              • #30
                                oh, I hadn't considered THAT angle
                                sigpic
                                Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
                                NRA Life Member
                                NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
                                That notch in the rail is supposed to be there

                                "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
                                --Thomas Jefferson (1764).

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