Dec 21 It's the End of the World

[GROTMAN]

I followed Muggsy's lead and am trying to hit the missus up for favors being it's the end of the world and all. Her reply had something to do with He!! freezing over. Anybody got a date on when that might happen?

With all the stuff going on and the morons in the majority it can't be far off.

Bawanna , you're in luck. Looks like it already happened.
Essays

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

[Bawanna]

Well only 24 minutes here in western Washington until the end of the day and I'm alive and well.

Guess tomorrow will be another day.

[O'Dell]

It's 3:22 am on 12/22 here in Georgia and I'm worried - it's completely dark outside!!!

[ZardozCZ]

We all woke up in the next world, but didn't notice it. Little clues like your aim is better, your bursitis doesn't hurt so much, food tastes better, will be your clue were in a better place than the old place.

[muggsy]

Thanks Tinman! I haven't heard that song in quite a while.

That was me singing, melissa5 and I have to admit I was in great voice.

[yqtszhj]

Well crap, were still here so I guess I better pay the mortgage.

[7shot]

Yep, still here and kicking. I'm watching the Matrix...coincidence?

[Bawanna]

I woke up breathing again too. Can't even get the end of the world right. Must be an odummy program.

[O'Dell]

Well it may be the end of the world for me sorta. My furnace quit working and it's going down to 30 tonight and for the next few nights. The service guy can't get a replacement circuit board until Monday at the earliest. My cat is already complaining and I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

[jocko]

shoot the cat!!! solves problem #2, get a motel.solves Problem #1

[MW surveyor]

Well it may be the end of the world for me sorta. My furnace quit working and it's going down to 30 tonight and for the next few nights. The service guy can't get a replacement circuit board until Monday at the earliest. My cat is already complaining and I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

Give the cat some antidepressants. Won't care if it's cold or not.

[O'Dell]

shoot the cat!!! solves problem #2, get a motel.solves Problem #1

More likely to shoot the service guy. My furnace has been malfunctioning for three days but would eventually work. Now it doesn't work at all. Anyway, I could never shoot an animal, a person maybe, but an animal-never!

[jocko]

oh my,ur one of those members huh??

Peenus member- huh??/Just sayin

[Jeremiah/Az]

Not the end of the world here in Az., but my dog got sick & threw up & pooped in the floor!

[Bawanna]

O'Dell, come on over, I got a wood stove. Long as we can find combustibles we can stay warm. Bring the cat too.