May's Mother of all threads Mayhem. Be nice.

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Elderly couple stops at the drug store

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[jeepster09]

That was good.

[ltxi]

Ahhhh....wish you'd posted this sooner. They're all too old for us now.

[jocko]

texas tech ur ass, those are the new catholic church nuns class of 2013..

[b.dawson]

BD, I shoot at Williamson County Gun Club. Where you at?

Benton. I usually shoot at my brother-in-laws house or at Ten Mile range near Mcleansboro. Is Williamson County club members only? Waiting list? Price?

[LorenzoB]

May's Mother of all threads Mayhem. Be nice.

It is June. Don't upset the Colonel.

[DeaconKC]

Members only $125 a year, gotta be a NRA member and we were accepting applications last I heard.
http://wcgunclub.org/