November's Nefarious Number of Neglected Notions

[Tinman507]

My Junior year English teacher Mr. Redmond is rolling in his grave.
It's a disease. Sorry I can't help it.

[muggsy]

You need to join AA. Alliterators Anonymous. But then again, we know who you are. I guess you can't win, Tinman.

[ltxi]

Power grab! Isn't this still the middle of October? Power grab!

[addictedhealer]

November's Nefarious Number of Neglected Notions

Somebody is a little premature... They do make meds for that... Stay strong little fella.

[mr surveyor]

I agree .... let's slow down a bit ..... maybe go back to October of 1969

[Tinman507]

God I hope it's not still the middle of October. It's the 27th right?
No Power Grab or Mutiny here.

Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...

[muggsy]

Outstanding! I can just picture you rolling those two steel balls in your hand.

[Tinman507]

[yqtszhj]

That pic just ruined my morning. Gotta go wash the eyes out now.

[GROTMAN]

Today I was beaten up by a woman ......



...... I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, “Would you please press 1?”

So I did.

I don't remember much afterwards ...... Recovery time is going to be 2-3 weeks.

[jeepster09]

Somebody is a little premature... They do make meds for that... Stay strong little fella.

I have heard about the "lasting more than 4hours thing".....but premature? That needs to be printed on label too.

[jeepster09]

Today I was beaten up by a woman ......



...... I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, “Would you please press 1?”

So I did.

I don't remember much afterwards ...... Recovery time is going to be 2-3 weeks.

You were beatin up.....my fish got scared too....

[jeepster09]

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit, and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events. "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom, and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing: "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!"Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his little heart.

[OldLincoln]

Here ya go, a new gun hi-tech box:









Get yours today, only $315.

[Bawanna]

Been a horrible couple weeks for bawanna. The Violets are getting even more stupid if that's possible. Not sure how much longer I'm gonna be able to hold out.

They told my wife that she was gone in December, then got all soft like they'll write letters or help her find a job, she's trying hard just to make it to December. I told her to just give notice and call it a day.

Stupid stuff over and over, reminds me of Ovomit and his doings.

I got a new knife coming Monday, hope I can control myself and not become the slasher.

I gotta get out of here, not worth it anymore except I don't want ovomit care and they'll probably do away with SS etc, the state will go broke so my L & I will end. I better start looking for an unoccupied bridge to live under.

Outside of that everything is just ducky.