November's Nefarious Number of Neglected Notions

[ltxi]

Been a horrible couple weeks for bawanna. The Violets are getting even more stupid if that's possible. Not sure how much longer I'm gonna be able to hold out.

They told my wife that she was gone in December, then got all soft like they'll write letters or help her find a job, she's trying hard just to make it to December. I told her to just give notice and call it a day.

Stupid stuff over and over, reminds me of Ovomit and his doings.

I got a new knife coming Monday, hope I can control myself and not become the slasher.

I gotta get out of here, not worth it anymore except I don't want ovomit care and they'll probably do away with SS etc, the state will go broke so my L & I will end. I better start looking for an unoccupied bridge to live under.

Outside of that everything is just ducky.

Why? Just wear a Lone Ranger mask so no one can recognize you and have at it. Maybe fly an American flag from a three or four foot fiberglass CB antenna mounted to a rear corner of your chair. Have your wife record it while acting as one of the intended victims. Then run a teaser on YouTube and sell the video. Call it "Violets Demise!" or "Cutting The Violets!!" or "Mowing Down The Violets! or something more creative and sell if for enough per copy so neither of you will have to work anymore.

If you're too wimpy for that, set yourself up as 501c3 non profit...Foundation for the Extermination of Workplace Violets. I'm good for at least a couple hundred a month in perpetuity.

Glad to hear all is going so well.

[Bawanna]

You'd make a good therapist Itxi. I mean that. You gotta good grasp on stuff.

Now I hope the knife is good and sharp when it arrives. Might also bring my 25" Kukri, I'll add the tune Reach out and touch someone to the play list.

Great idea with the Lone Ranger mask, nobody will know it's me. Awesome.

I have to go empty my drool cup now, it runneth over but I will not fear the shadow of the valley fore I am the slasher, the violet mower of mowers.
The violet shearer of shearers. And sheep too.

[ltxi]

Yeah.....if you need hands on help with this, let me know. I'm a free agent after 10 Jan 14.

[Alfonse]

Colonel, It sounds like you're ready to come over to this side of the state. We can always use a few more eccentric violet gardeners.

[Tinman507]

The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014. These "affordable" boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.

This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new laws ensures that every American can now have a "affordable" boat of their own, because everyone is "entitled" to a new boat. If you purchase your boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 "free" life jackets; not including monthly usage fees.

In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who cant afford to maintain their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.

If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can't). If you don't want or don't need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or cant afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.

Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the desert; ghettos; inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge nor lack of desire are acceptable excuses for not using your boat.

A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the port, starboard or stern of a boat) will decide everything, including; when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat along with how many people can ride your boat and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories,(like a $500 compass) or a newer and more expensive boat.
Those that can afford yachts will be required to do so...its only fair. The government will also decide the name for each boat. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.

Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.

If the government can force you to buy health care, they can force you to buy a boat....or ANYTHING else..
Yeah...it's that stupid...

[ltxi]

$800 per week, month, or year. Need to know soonest as November elections are coming up fast and I want to be an informed voter.

[OldLincoln]

Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight to celebrate the end of this year's Daylight Saving Time. Of course any rational person regardless of age, gender, race, creed or education already knows you cannot save time at all. You have an instant of time then it's gone forever.

However, “Only the government would believe you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”

[ltxi]

That would be tomorrow night, you senile old fart.

[yqtszhj]

Been a horrible couple weeks for bawanna. The Violets are getting even more stupid if that's possible. Not sure how much longer I'm gonna be able to hold out.

They told my wife that she was gone in December, then got all soft like they'll write letters or help her find a job, she's trying hard just to make it to December. I told her to just give notice and call it a day.

Stupid stuff over and over, reminds me of Ovomit and his doings.

I got a new knife coming Monday, hope I can control myself and not become the slasher.

I gotta get out of here, not worth it anymore except I don't want ovomit care and they'll probably do away with SS etc, the state will go broke so my L & I will end. I better start looking for an unoccupied bridge to live under.

Outside of that everything is just ducky.

I know how you feel. I've been off on vacation this week, but had to work last weekend so that didn't count. Then it takes till Wednesday to even start to relax, now it's Friday and the idea of having to go back to work starts. Way too stressed out and I'm trying to figure out how not to give a damn but it's just not in my nature.

I need 3 more years to be at a point to start looking for something else.

[GROTMAN]

An Illinois Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Jocko,' he replies.

'Jocko what?' the officer asks.

'Just Jocko,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Jocko, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Jocko Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Jocko Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Jocko Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Jocko Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Jocko Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Jocko Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Jocko.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

[jocko]

well ur first sentecnt tells me you know nuttin about a Harley. They don't go fast enough to get a ticket for speeding.

The rest of the story, u had swore to me you would never tell anyone.Ur probalby a fokking Honder rider andu just can't trust those pu$$y's. Just sayin

Is this your revenge for when u ask me once where a nice bar was and I sent u to that gay bar???

[GROTMAN]

Then it must have happened in a school zone.

[GROTMAN]

What will they come up with next?

[jocko]

I would

Then it must have happened in a school zone.

think if u were caught flashing next to that sign that any jury would have to aquit you. Sure looks self explanatory to me, course I am sick to

[b4uqzme]

You wouldn't want to go more than 20 while you're flashing. You could trip and hurt yourself. Just sayin'.