Some just dont get it

[jocko]

$60 abottle.

[Armybrat]

Sometime in the 1970s I dam near got into a fight with an okie fan at the Texas State Fair for the annual Texas-Oklahoma football game at the annual Red River Shootout bigtime rivalry game in the Cotton Bowl in Dallas.

The OU dork was wearing a T-shirt that said "Where's Charles Whitman when you need him?" under Whitman's picture.

Having watched first hand Whitman doing his evil work from the University of Texas Tower on August 1, 1966....and having a family friend shot by that a-hole, I was somewhat seriously offended by that Oklahoma "fan".

Some things just ain't funny.

Too bad for that dumb wench in the OP that got fired, but she doesn't get any sympathy from me.

[Bawanna]

Mmmmm Scotch :hungry:....my son just bought me a bottle of Johnny Walker Green Label. Didn't even know they made Green Label! I usually buy Red Label. I will think of ya when I have a drink.

I've only recently heard of the Green myself, usually get the Red myself.

Today a bottle of cough syrup might have to do, this place is like the fed government on a tiny scale but the same ego flood water boarding in my face.

[jocko]

that price is getting close to what I would pay, but right now. I buy the Mogan David Rose in gallons for $3.75 and that includes shipping. Bein on SSI and what ovom9it is tryingt to do to me, thatis all I can afford. Just sayin

I like the gallon bottle size of Mogan David, for when done, I can use the bottle to put my used oil in when I change oil in my Audi. Ol Jocko is always thinkin...Just sayin

[ltxi]

Please don't hate me, I'm just one half man in a field of violets with a muslim president and a ***** running for mayor.

Ok, now you've done it. I'm now so depressed I'm cutting my violet extermination fee to zero....including expenses.

[Bawanna]

Your being depressed makes me even more depressed, knock it off would ya. Let me suffer in my own personal cesspool of violet ego juice.

I should be filming around here, would me make really crummy reality TV much better than what's on now. Wonder if I could get Eastwood to play me.

Frankly violet, I don't give a damn. I'm pondering a damn rope but I'd probably mess up and become a derelict.

Wait? I already are one. What's to lose.

[jocko]

Help is on the way my friend. Well her name is not realy help, it is Monica. Just sayin

[ltxi]

Your being depressed makes me even more depressed, knock it off would ya. Let me suffer in my own personal cesspool of violet ego juice.

I should be filming around here, would me make really crummy reality TV much better than what's on now. Wonder if I could get Eastwood to play me.

Frankly violet, I don't give a damn. I'm pondering a damn rope but I'd probably mess up and become a derelict.

Wait? I already are one. What's to lose.

Hey, dude....you started it. I was pretty happy today....got to go to work....then I come home to....this.

Get Google Glass. Wear it into the office/work with a demented here's johnny grin on your face. Sell the video and retire wealthy....like I suggested before.

I think Clint would be good. He's pretty feeble looking these days. Steve McQueen would be better tho, methinks.

I hate workplace violets.

[Bawanna]

Yeah McQueens a might feeble looking these days too sadly.

Maybe Walhman, from shooter, he'd be pretty good.

Now don't let anything distract you, shoot them right in the face one at a time. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

Dam it, I'm getting a chubby.

[Bawanna]

Hey, dude....you started it. I was pretty happy today....got to go to work....then I come home to....this.

Get Google Glass. Wear it into the office/work with a demented here's johnny grin on your face. Sell the video and retire wealthy....like I suggested before.

I think Clint would be good. He's pretty feeble looking these days. Steve McQueen would be better tho, methinks.

I hate workplace violets.

Maybe meet me at Jeepsters and we'll all share that bottle of green and world will be a better place. We can stop at Jocko's on the way home an pee on his lawn.

Crap, now I'm sounding like a democrap, with share the bounty. I buy us our own and don't consider it a hand out, it's a gift, bounty if you will for a job well done sometime, someplace far far away and long long ago.

[ltxi]

Maybe meet me at Jeepsters and we'll all share that bottle of green and world will be a better place. We can stop at Jocko's on the way home an pee on his lawn.

Crap, now I'm sounding like a democrap, with share the bounty. I buy us our own and don't consider it a hand out, it's a gift, bounty if you will for a job well done sometime, someplace far far away and long long ago.

You just never think big enough....we pee on the horse's head in his bed.

[Bawanna]

Your an evil person Itxi and I think I love you in a mano mano way.

[codegeek]

Ahhh humanity.... A never ending source of amusement.

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[yqtszhj]

I'm in violet armageddon here, I better focus on job survival for myself, don't want to rely on obuttforbrains affordable care.

I realized yesterday the people running my company came from the TV show "Big Bang Theory." Never saw that show till last weekend.

Note to self. Pick up scotch on the way home.

I ended up choosing brandy. Note time of post. Big Bang Theory leadership kept me working till 2AM. No OT either.

[berettabone]

that price is getting close to what I would pay, but right now. I buy the Mogan David Rose in gallons for $3.75 and that includes shipping. Bein on SSI and what ovom9it is tryingt to do to me, thatis all I can afford. Just sayin

I like the gallon bottle size of Mogan David, for when done, I can use the bottle to put my used oil in when I change oil in my Audi. Ol Jocko is always thinkin...Just sayin

My grandfather used to share his MD with me when I was a tyke, along with a puff of his pipe........................pizzed off my mother something fierce. Is it still as good as it was then?