December's Diabolical Dissemination of Dysfunctional Diatribes

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Obama Commemorative 'Scandal' Plates

Time for a picnic! Good one, Ol'coot.

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The Female Genie

While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations, Obama found a
bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the
bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Obama
responded, "Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever." Obama thought a moment, then after
grumbling about the impertinence of the woman said, "Very well, I want to
awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be
off with you. "The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next
morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi
in his bed.

His ***** was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.