Celibacy

[CJB]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
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While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.*
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He then addressed the men.
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Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?*
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Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?
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And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

[muggsy]

I've been living a life of celibacy for years. After my second son was born my wife discovered the cause of pregnancy. She's a regular Madame Curie.

[yqtszhj]

Now that's funny.

[340pd]

My sex life is like a Ferrari...

I don't have a Ferrari.

[hardluk1]

hows that, fast?? Does take long to get where your going !! I am sorry about that.

[AIRret]

I'm married….what does that have to do with celibacy??!!

But the joke was funny.

[HAP1978]

That was funny, I got a good chuckle out of that.

[jocko]

thats good cjb: Whats celebacy???? Just sayin Is that the same as hearing every fokking nite. "no Pu$$y for u a$$wipe Just asking.

anutter reason why I raise sheep:7::7:

[Rubb]

Celibacy?

[DeaconKC]