A new question for Dear Dietrich, I know your up there

[Bawanna]

Dear Dietrich,

These guys seen to many of the #10 beauty lebanese or possible libyans now I guess. We've know the neighbor since she was a grass hopper. She's only a 3 or 4 at best and I've only seen a picture of the other violet and she don't rank that high neither.

Not something you'd want to bring home to your test tube momma.

I'm partial to the greasy spoon idea myself.

I have another wedding to go to where I've known and loved the bride a long long time, friend of my daughter, she's a 9 1/2 or 10, maybe an 11. I'm going to that one only to maybe take out the groom, big dude, I'll have to bring my lunch for sure, but I'm in love with her mother too, I'm so torn.

[getsome]

I don't know about ya'll but all this talk has got my nipples hard as a rock....

Tell the wife to make tuna popsicles, I hear they are a big hit at these kind of events...

What I've always wanted to know is when one of these same sex marriages goes sour and the inevitable divorce happens which one gets the house, all the furnature, the bank account and the flat screen and which one gets the one bedroom 78 LTD ???.....

[Armybrat]

For a wedding present get them a set of these in nice fruity colors:

[TheTman]

I'd ask the wife to tell them you were sick, and send a present, something special, like a two headed vibrating d!ldo.

[berettabone]

There's a place up here called Empire Carpet...................they say they'll fix your rug, same day.......................

[jocko]

bunch of sick bastards here. I wkant no part of this. I will try again to ge ton to glock talk, they are more civil, certainly they are morally good people to. This forum make sme sick.

I almost puked on my SI swimsuit edition, now that would have really pissed e off to.

[Tinman507]

[getsome]

Jocko your girlfriend called and wants to know where you been!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_wp0FoenPg

[Armybrat]

I've always said I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[rahmann62]

Re: A new question for Dear Dietrich, I know your up there

This has to be the funniest thread I have ever read!

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[Pulpit Pistol]

Just send them a note saying, "What Satan has joined together, let everyone do what they can to put it asunder."

[Bawanna]

I like that, I'm writing that down.

[Pulpit Pistol]

I like that, I'm writing that down.

Why not? The libs have been doing everything they can to destroy real marriages for years.

Now that the devil has his own "ceremonies," let's have some fun knocking them down!

[Bawanna]

I just know I'm gonna throw up when they say you may now kiss the other one. I ain't going. Not gonna happen.

[b4uqzme]

Jocko your girlfriend called and wants to know where you been!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_wp0FoenPg

Now there's your 11!

P.S. Nice avatar Colonel.