Marchs Melody of Madness and Mischief

[JohnR]

Never been asked, but my answer will be, "No."

[muggsy]

Sounds like Florida. My brain thinks I'm 25 when young hotties are around. Then my other brain reminds me I'm just a dirty old man.

Before I came into my great wealth I too, was a dirty old man. Now I'm an earthy senior citizen.

[muggsy]

I can answer that one, you ain't dead yet.

I hit it last year and the only difference I notice is I tolerate BS a whole lot less than I did in my 40's.

Amen, brother. My BS tolerance level is near zero.

[muggsy]

When my doctor asks me if I have any guns I going to say, "Sure, would you like to see the one I'm carrying now?" That should put him in his place.

[Bawanna]

Actually on more than one occasion when he actually had to touch me he had a pretty good pile of knives and guns on the visitor chair. Maybe that's why he didn't ask? He already knows?

All that's changed now of course, I only carry one knife on my belt anymore.

[berettabone]

During a checkup visit, my doctor asked me to lay down on the table, so he could prod and poke................right before that, I said, " Wait a minute, before you proceed, I have a firearm in my pocket." " I know they have signs prohibiting this, but I just forgot." (lie) He said, " Oh, I don't care." and laughed. He then proceeded to tell me about his camping trips, and how he should probably be armed, and was thinking about an XD. I told him about the recall, of which he wasn't aware.

[Bawanna]

I don't think we have any signs. I never really looked very hard though. Also wouldn't make a bit of difference. The hospitals usually have signs but I don't look for those either and also make no difference.

[GROTMAN]

Especially liked the last one
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FINALLY...

FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



*PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

When you rearrange the letters:

"An Arab Backed Imposter"

[Barth]

Request for positive thoughts...

I'm looking to change my luck this month.
Attempting to change jobs and survive to retirement.

Looking to KahrTalk to wish me luck in this endeavor.
This situation is staring to gel.
But positive thoughts from the board would be appreciated.

Thanks...

[Bawanna]

Your wish is my desire. Positive thoughts thought and directed your way.

May the force be with you.

[JohnR]

Good luck, Barth!

[RevRay]

I tried to get real clever with Barth's Change and rearrange the letters, but I wasn't up to the task ... so I'll just say that I hope your plans go well.

[b4uqzme]

Good Luck Barth!

A good friend and I came to the realization that we couldn't stop growing old....so we made a pact to stay immature. Seems to be working.

[Alfonse]

Of course you get best wishes from the board, and from me! From what I've seen you write about on here, you seem capable of doing anything. Good luck!

[bob98366]

Barth, you'll do great! Good luck and give it your best.