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  • #1

    Check out this tiny grass hopper.

    Earlier I was watering some plants out front and saw this tiny thing land on a rock. I grabbed my camera real quick and took a few shots in macro mode.

    I looks like it's on the moon or something lol.



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  • #2
    Cool little bugger it be
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    • #3
      I see..........


      bait!

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      • #4
        When you can hit the snatch with the pebble it time for you to go grasshopper.
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        Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
        Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
        Cue sound of Head slap.

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        • #5
          Put him on a hook and drop in the creek.

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          • #6
            Really nice shots. I assume the camera was being hand held.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
              When you can hit the snatch with the pebble it time for you to go grasshopper.
              I never thought of hitting a snatch with a pebble......
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              • #8
                Originally posted by 89grand View Post
                Earlier I was watering some plants out front and saw this tiny thing land on a rock. I grabbed my camera real quick and took a few shots in macro mode.

                I looks like it's on the moon or something lol.




                OMG! 89Grand, you are lucky to have survived this encounter!

                That is the little known Killer Grasshopper of Caerbannog!
                It is the guardian of the black pebble; and has a vicious streak a mile wide.
                The only known way to defeat the beast is to use the Holy handgrenade of Antioch. Thou shalt count to three and and then toss the handgrenade; counting to five is right out.

                -steve
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                -Pants up! Don't Loot!

                -It isn’t Islamophobia when they really ARE trying to kill you!

                -Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property.
                Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.
                -Thomas Paine

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                • #9
                  You can sure see the launch mechanism on that thing, I don't see any provision for a controlled landing. Spring board off those hind legs and then hope for a survivable landing?

                  Good info SAS, I'm not going outside again without a couple grenades.
                  http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                  In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                  Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                  Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                  Cue sound of Head slap.

                  RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
                    You can sure see the launch mechanism on that thing, I don't see any provision for a controlled landing. Spring board off those hind legs and then hope for a survivable landing?

                    Good info SAS, I'm not going outside again without a couple grenades.

                    B:

                    No landing equipment is necessary, it launches itself with such velocity that it takes your carotid artery right out.:40:

                    -steve
                    -NRA Life Member

                    -Pants up! Don't Loot!

                    -It isn’t Islamophobia when they really ARE trying to kill you!

                    -Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property.
                    Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.
                    -Thomas Paine

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                    • #11
                      Ahh, Grasshopper.

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                      • #12
                        This conversation is beginning to bug me. I'm outa here.
                        Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by muggsy View Post
                          This conversation is beginning to bug me. I'm outa here.
                          Fine. You're exterminated.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by sas PM9 View Post
                            B:

                            No landing equipment is necessary, it launches itself with such velocity that it takes your carotid artery right out.:40:

                            -steve
                            That's skeery talk right there.
                            http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                            In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                            Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                            Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                            Cue sound of Head slap.

                            RIP Muggsy & TMan

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