A little support for Ole Jocko

[Bawanna]

Boys and Girls, ole Jocko apparently has a boggle. Apparently when the planets line up just right his password flies the coop and he can't get on to harass us as he usually does. He was provided a new password. I've tried to help him figure it out, even his wife gave it a go and she got some kind of invalid message too, seems fitting being married to jocko.

At any rate I propose we all have a moment of silence in honor of his lack of computer skills and power whining abilities.

He's so frustrated that he threatened me and told me he was gonna go back to the Kel Tek forum. I told him I'd send him a new password so his transition to Kel Tek would be smooth and goat milk. Then he threatened to go to the G forum but I'm not scared of that one, they'll never let him on that forum, heck they wouldn't let me on that forum.

I'll continue to try and get him back amongst us but frankly it's like feeding a baby with a pitch fork.

Maybe a few prayers or gigabytes or hard drives sent his way will put an end to this terrible dilemma.

[berettabone]

the tin can and string have got to go................................................ .......

[jeepster09]

He has dial up internet too....

[Bawanna]

Please don't confuse him with those big words. I'm sure he'll think internet is something sexy for sheep.

[Alfonse]

Send him some white-out to fix the errors.

[Dirt doc]

I'll bet he is just confused and picked up the wrong decoder ring. Well I know he's confused anyway.

[b4uqzme]

.................................................. .............................................. amen

[mikemc53]

It might help if we explain to Jocko that he needs to type the password. Whispering it covertly to the computer probably does very little good.

just sayin

[JohnR]

With his spelling skills, he needs a simple password. Cat, dog, K9, easy stuff like that.

[GROTMAN]

I would think BAA..would be easy for him to remember.

[rwehnau]

Under the keyboard?

Wonder if he looked under the keyboard as that is usually the super secret place to hide it

[Bawanna]

I don't think remembering it is the issue. It's hitting the right keys in the right sequence, we've seen what he can do to the english language on a keyboard.

[yqtszhj]

Everyone knows his password was either duMb_f00ker or iwantaGoldWhiner so how could he mess that up?

[jeepster09]

Here is ole jockie counting sheep....

[muggsy]

Alright you animals. Even old Jocko has some feelings. Granted they are mostly directed toward his sheep, Harley Davidson and PMJ9, but they are feelings none the less. I would think that at least one of you would have a modicum of compassion for the old fart even though he has cursed most of you and sent you a horse head or two. I going to send him some Ginkgo Bilbao in hope of jogging his memory, though it will probably work about as well as the Viagra I sent him. He'll be back with a vengeance some day. Mark my words. He won't stop kickin' that Harley until it starts.