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[PattayaPistol]

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Live in Pattaya Thailand, like hand guns and no imagination. Didn't really want the whole world knowing my name. It's John by the way but figure the whole world isn't on gun forums

[berettabone]

We must be kindred spirits. I tried to saw off the tips of my fret hand fingers. Now I can't really feel anything. They just tingle like they are asleep. Makes git pickin' kinda interesting.

Clapton is God.

You and Tony Iommi, except he did cut them all off.

[muggsy]

u have never had a heart of gold. 10 karat maybe. I have candy wrappers with more gold than tha tthough...

I never claimed to have a heart of gold you dolt. It was mom who had a heart of gold. I'm not so sure that I even have a heart. You in a jock strap? That kinda like putting a racing stripe on a Volkswagen ain't it?

[muggsy]

I thought it was pretty exciting and your the bravest man alive when you was on top of all that scaffolding with your hand on the tippy top of the church steeple.

I had goose bumps just looking at the photo.

The Rev was just trying to get closer to God up on the church steeple. One false step and he would have been. The man has nerves of steel.

[muggsy]

Live in Pattaya Thailand, like hand guns and no imagination. Didn't really want the whole world knowing my name. It's John by the way but figure the whole world isn't on gun forums

Hi ya, John. Glad that you finally came out of the closet, so to speak. I'll tell all of the guys on the other gun websites not to tell anyone your real name. It will be our little secret.

[Harrylee]

Pretty easy for me first name and middle name. Back when I was young my fathers name was the same so in house they called me by my middle name but when I went to school they called me by my first name hum duel Identity perhaps. Now the only time I here Harry Lee is when the wife is really pissed off at me. Lucky that isn’t too often

[PattayaPistol]

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Gee thanks Muggsy. I always wanted to come out of the closet, but being straight (honest!) I never thought I'd get the chance. Also, I'm no good with secrets. I figure if you can't keep a secret and tell me then how the heck do you expect me to keep that same secret. Ah well, hello world, my name is John.

Cheers
PP

[Whaleman]

My name was the online poker name I used for years when you could play online poker in the USA. Dan

[SlowBurn]

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First used on a cigar forum. I like to take time, smoking gently, let the smoke linger and appreciate it.

[pinehtr]

A fellow hunter gave it to me ,While other hunters are hunting hardwoods and boarders ,I would rather be deep in the pines.

[ESAFO]

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i easily get noticed on other forums, hey your that guy on so & so-why yes i am.
some have figured it out & many have asked me for help that needs discussed via PM.

[Iggy]

I got a call about a fight in a rural bar, and a crazy man had run everyone out of the bar and was in there alone.

Bar fights weren't usually my beat as a Highway Patrolman, but I was the only LEO available in the county right then.
Being forewarned by the patrons and bar owner about what was going on, I put on my riot helmet and grabbed a riot baton.

When I went in, he had a pool cue and we went to war. He was too drunk to be very dangerous but he weighed 295 and couldn't feel any pain.
I split his forehead open,(that really pissed him off) I broke his collar bone, and a couple of ribs, before he quit.

Iggy was a lone wolf mountain man type.
On the way to town, he said, "Damn, you're nasty with that stick!"

While he was in the hospital I was his only visitor.
When he was released from the hospital, I took him to court and to jail. He got 30 days.
I was his only visitor.

When he got out of jail, I took him back to his mountain.

When he treed the bar again, they called me.
He would be on the fight until I walked in
He would say "Aw hell, I can't fight you, you're my friend." He would grin and hold out his hands for the cuffs.
From then on when Iggy got into trouble, they would call me on or off duty and I would go get him.
Over the years we became good friends.

I told him if he got drunk and killed someone in a car wreck I would never forgive him.

One day I was called to investigate a wreck on the mountain. It was Iggy and he had run off the road and wrapped his car around a tree. He was pinned in the car. I crawled in the car with him.
He looked at me and said, "Chip, I didn't kill anyone else."

I said,"Yeh, Iggy, I know" and he died.

I was the only one at his funeral and I spread his ashes on his mountain.
People couldn't understand why I went to all the bother with someone like that.
All I could tell them was," Aw hell, Iggy was my friend."

[dkmatthews]

Damn Iggy, that's rough.

[b4uqzme]

Damn Iggy, that's rough.

....Sounded wonderful to me.

[Alfonse]

A hot gal from Chile used to call me Alfonse. So....