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    Judiciously Justified Jocularity, Jokes, and Jabs Just for June

    Was there a June entry already? Here's a funny... depending on your gender.



    Here's the full sized version online:

    12 Things Men Do Differently To Women. #7 Is Priceless

    I did try to edit the two nicknames, but the result was kind of small for reading... all you old guys, anyhow. Wynn
    USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
    Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
    Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

    Thomas Jefferson said

    “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
    and
    "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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    Very true, but funny anyway...

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    • #3
      It's a guy thing.
      Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.

      Life Member - NRA
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      • #4
        What's it worth to ya that wifey doesn't get a copy of this?...
        " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

        Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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        • #5
          I already showed it to mine. She said that I have more stuff in the bathroom, but she did laugh at most of the stuff.

          Wynn
          USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
          Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
          Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

          Thomas Jefferson said

          “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
          and
          "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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          • #6
            That list made my entire address book list smile.
            Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.

            Life Member - NRA
            Colt Gold Cup 70 series
            Colt Woodsman
            Ruger Mark III .22-45
            Kahr CM9
            Kahr P380

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            • #7
              About the argument part..I've found this often to be true.
              "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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              • #8
                Bears know...
                Attached Files
                "Life Member NRA"
                I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jeepster09 View Post
                  Bears know...
                  Boy couldn't stop laughing at this. Happy wife, happy life unless your married to a redhead then your just plain screwed no matter what.
                  The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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                  • #10
                    "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GROTMAN View Post
                      I really like animals.
                      And hate disgracing the skunk in this manner.
                      Obummer needs his own special definition that defiles only himself.
                      Last edited by Barth; 06-28-2014, 12:57 AM.

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                      • #12
                        What IS all that stuff in a woman's bathroom? I'm not sure if they make salads in there, shine shoes, wash dishes, or run a torture chamber on the side.


                        Never mind, I don't think I want to know.
                        Tom
                        Live today, tomorrow may not come!
                        Boberg XR9S
                        Kahr CW40
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                        HY*NDAI is to cars, what Caracal, Hi-Point, and Jennings is to handguns. The cars may or may not run ok, but the corporation SUCKS.

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                        • #13
                          Morris Schwartz, on his deathbed, knowing the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and his 2 sons. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, you take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ." "Sarah, my dearest wife, please take all of the residential buildings downtown."
                          The nurse is completely blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been a very hardworking man to have accumulated all of this property". Sarah replies,
                          "What property? He had a paper route!"
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                          • #14
                            That was good!
                            "Life Member NRA"
                            I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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                            • #15
                              So good =never saw it coming.

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