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  • #16
    Well, crap. He's back.
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    • #17
      Jocko.. good to see you back. Thought maybe you ran off and got lost looking for Tinman. By the way how many asss you got?
      "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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      • #18
        Jman, its great to see you back. Bad news ol' son. My own PM9J model was stolen in the worst of ways. I know who did it, and am working with LEO's to find the guy. Can you imagine how sad not having a J model makes me feel? Jeeeze-O-Pete!

        When I catch the offender, can I invoke sentancing by having him perform stud service for your herd?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by jocko View Post
          Hell of a cuntry we live in though where the Black Panthers dictate justice ..
          I tried to get you to run for president in 2010 or 2011 and if you would have we wouldn't have to put up with this mess. We even had jobs lined up for the Colonel and others. But you havent listened to anyone since I first saw you post on the old Elsie pea forum after you took a spill on your harley and everyone was worried about your Chinese made fu king pm9. So I dont want to hear any complaining.


          Welcome back by the way.
          The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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          • #20
            Oh and another thing. In order to keep a balanced forum you need to check in more often because as much as muggsy tries his cranky factor just isnt there and you wouldnt want this forum to just turn into a puddle of love would you?
            The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

            Want to see what will be the end of our country as we know it???
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
              Do you feel the love yet? I mean not like sheep love but love.
              Bwahahahaha... Baaaaachicawowwow....

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              • #22
                Originally posted by CJB View Post
                Jman, its great to see you back. Bad news ol' son. My own PM9J model was stolen in the worst of ways. I know who did it, and am working with LEO's to find the guy. Can you imagine how sad not having a J model makes me feel? Jeeeze-O-Pete!

                When I catch the offender, can I invoke sentancing by having him perform stud service for your herd?
                I'd turn myself in for that opportunity.
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                • #23
                  Not knowing 150 sheep need servicing you wouldn't!

                  1. Obtain a set of knee high rubber boots.
                  2. Wear said boots, folded down below the knee about six inches.
                  3. Insert left and right sheep hind legs into said boots, while also wearing them.
                  4. Service the sheep.
                  6. Have a cigarette

                  #5 omitted due to decency regulations.

                  7. Go to step 1, repeat one hundred forty nine times.
                  8. Apply BagBalm liberally to the effected parts of the anatomy.


                  The End.

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                  • #24
                    Just when we thought we were rid of him he worms his way back in again. The nerve of some people's children. The unmitigated gall. Well, I guess that we'll just have to put up with him until I can talk John into revamping the forum again. Jocko, GB has been wearing himself out helping newbies with their Kahr problems. Try to make yourself less than useless and help him out a little. You've been on hiatus long enough. Oh Lord, what did I do to deserve this. (Insert smiley face here.)
                    Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.

                    Life Member - NRA
                    Colt Gold Cup 70 series
                    Colt Woodsman
                    Ruger Mark III .22-45
                    Kahr CM9
                    Kahr P380

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                    • #25
                      Just hasn't been the same without Jocko, welcome back!
                      Aftermarket accessories for Kahr Pistols at https://lakelinellc.com/
                      There are always more in the pipeline...

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                      • #26
                        Knew something was wrong. KahrTalk's lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. Cool? Sophistication? Sangfroid?

                        All is well now. Welcome back.
                        Rest in peace Muggsy

                        "Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world." Winston Churchill 1899

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by TheLastDaze View Post
                          well, well the infamous Jocko is real.... I heard your name tossed around a few threads and there for a while I thought it was a new dirty word or something and I wasn't in the loop...

                          glad to see its actually a person !!
                          Well, sort of a person.
                          Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.

                          Life Member - NRA
                          Colt Gold Cup 70 series
                          Colt Woodsman
                          Ruger Mark III .22-45
                          Kahr CM9
                          Kahr P380

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                          • #28
                            thanks guys, it is good to be back. I was going thru my 4th change of life at age 71,that is fokking hard to do, as I can't remember the first 3 at all. I accidetly droped a cialis in my Harley gas tank and wow, it runs like a scared muzzy who lost his burka. Sorry about the J series CJB, If I was any kind of a nice guy I would sell u my spare but I ain't. My son has it now as his home was robbed this summer and his tuned G19 and my little P380 left the building. He knows who did it alsobut they ca't prove it and the cops have already dropped the investigation. I can tell u there is only one thing better than owning a PMJ9 and that is to own TWO. Sometimes dementia is good, as I canj't remeber one thing about my first wife at all. Life is good, ridng my CVO streetglide is even better
                            . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


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                            MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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                            • #29
                              WTF this guy can't spell worth a goats turd either. BAN him Ceasar
                              . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


                              NRA BENEFACTOR MEMBER


                              MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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                              • #30
                                for u new guys, I just got in a batch of jocko decoder rings. If u want to know what I am saying and writing this is a must. Ask Muggsy. I am selling them at half price as I ordeed them from China and forgot to tell them to translate it in english, so it will tellyou what I am saying but in chinese. I do apologize. those squinty eyed bastards should have known better though. Just sayin
                                . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


                                NRA BENEFACTOR MEMBER


                                MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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