October/Octopus? Tentacles of thoughts that belong no where but here.

[Bawanna]

I'm thinking removal of vocal cords would help.

Ten minutes under water!! You kill me b4.

[TheLastDaze]

Wow RevRay, thats over 44 years by my count. I am only up to 33 myself. Any words of wisdom to offer us ?

glad you did the math as I was attempting it in my head and was going to get a calculator
that's exactly how long I've been on earth I think its only right that I start referring to RevRay as Dad !!

[Bawanna]

It's a gosh durn miracle. Kahrtalk, reuniting families one at a time. Probably have you on the Today show linking back up with your father.

[Barth]

Waking Dead, next season, starts this Sunday.
Just saying...

[Bawanna]

I field tested some 22 shotshells in my Ruger 22/22mag convertible yesterday. Fed the hayburners and saw some rats scampering around the hay pile.

Gathered up me trusty Ruger and thought I'd try the shotshells.

They work fabulous. 2 for 2 before they all hid and I got tired of waiting for them to come out again.

I shot one directly in his little rat face and it felt GOOD.

Wife bought some more rat poison, probably put an end to my fun but damn it was good.

[DavidS]

Saw this and had to chuckle. Hits a little close to home.
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[getsome]

I'm currently at war with squirrels that want to start chewing on the house at daylight every morning....I bought an inexpensive Crossman 760 pellet rifle and got 2 so far but they are catching on to me and the little bastards won't stay put and fight fair...I found that if I squirted some super hot sriracha sauce on the tree trunks they use to get on the roof works for a while but I'm about to the point of calling in napalm air strikes.....I HATE furry tailed tree rats!!!!!

[Bawanna]

Saw this and had to chuckle. Hits a little close to home.
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I got a detective here at work that shirt would be perfect for. It's like it was made just for him.

[Bawanna]

I sometimes have mild remorse pangs shooting tree rats. Kind of cute and all and wife would throw a fit.

I've shot a bunch of them usually for ratting me out on my hunting stand. I can only take so much of that and then I gotta blast em. My hunting pards never cared for me making the racket but every man has his limitations.

I did find that 44 mag and 30-06 are more than enough for tree rats. Never had a single one charge me after the shot.

[GLOCKROCKER]

I field tested some 22 shotshells in my Ruger 22/22mag convertible yesterday. Fed the hayburners and saw some rats scampering around the hay pile.

Gathered up me trusty Ruger and thought I'd try the shotshells.

They work fabulous. 2 for 2 before they all hid and I got tired of waiting for them to come out again.

I shot one directly in his little rat face and it felt GOOD.

Wife bought some more rat poison, probably put an end to my fun but damn it was good.

This brought back some great memories of "rat killins" at my old c@@n hunting buddy's place. He had self feeders in his dog kennel and the rats moved in and built quite a sophisticated subway system behind the kennels. We would sit out there for hours with .22's popping rats. It was like playing whack-a-mole. You had to be fast on the trigger when one would pop out of a hole. Redneck entertainment at its finest!

[DavidS]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local megamarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife. They carry on with their shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

That's him on Aisle 5.

[getsome]

Bravo!!!

[OldLincoln]

I'm currently at war with squirrels that want to start chewing on the house at daylight every morning....I bought an inexpensive Crossman 760 pellet rifle and got 2 so far but they are catching on to me and the little bastards won't stay put and fight fair...I found that if I squirted some super hot sriracha sauce on the tree trunks they use to get on the roof works for a while but I'm about to the point of calling in napalm air strikes.....I HATE furry tailed tree rats!!!!!

A few years ago my wife and I were out in the back and she said "LOOK at that cute squirrel!." As we looked the critter took a tumble out of the tree and plopped dead on the ground. I told her it had a heart attack and she bought it. Just before he moved my neighbor confessed he shot the squirrel at the same time my wife said to look. He felt bad for her sake but kept it a secret for years. She still thinks squirrels have bad hearts and yes, she is an inside girl.

[Planedude]

Years ago now...
When I would get off from work, the very first thing I had to do was open the back door and "release the hounds" to run the steam off our three Jack Russell terriers. At the back of my yard is a large Pecan tree that is always a squirrel magnet. On that day a squirrel came down the tree and was clucking, chattering and generally bitching me out. Thing about it was, this squirrel had a pink Mohawk.


You don't see that everyday...

A while later my (then) 19yr old Son called from his second shift job to say Hi. I asked if he had been testing his $1500 Dye paintball gun out in the backyard? He was happy the tell me "yes! And you should see the pink Mohawk I gave some squirrel..."

Fun times.

[GROTMAN]

This him??