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  • I just smoked a fatty!

    *Phrases than can be taken two completely different ways.

    Me: I just smoked a fatty.

    John Doe: So you just smoked a big fat marijuana joint?

    Me: No, I shot an obese criminal in self defense.








    * This is for fun and entertainment purposes only.
    I'm a lead farmer mother ******!

  • #2
    Ahhh....and here I be thinkin' you just did my first ex-wife. Mebbe sorta the same thing, actually.
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    • #3
      My wife and I used to smoke after sex......


      now we just do it slower.
      ​O|||||||O

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      • #4
        I used to work with a pretty hot physical therapist who once told me she spent most of the weekend riding a "fat boy". Was kind of envious of the guy but later found it it was a motorcycle
        "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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        • #5
          Visions of a succulent young sow, turning slowly on a spike, over an open wood fire came to mind, and were soon dashed.

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          • #6
            Duuudes....................
            I am the Living Man

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            • #7
              yea, I instantly thought steak... big fat ribeye with the bone mmmmmm.....

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              • #8
                It's a tough life but I must cook a ribeye for breakfast to go with the eggs over light. It's a tough life but somebody had to do it.
                Kahr PM-9, Kahr CM-40, Kimber Pro Carry HD II, Springfield Armory Stainless Loaded Target, Sig P-220 Carry DAO, Sig 229 .40, Glock 19, Ruger SP-101 +++Kel-Tec KSG+++

                In order to receive forgiveness, we must first forgive. Murphy's Law is still in effect.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dave Nowlin View Post
                  It's a tough life but I must cook a ribeye for breakfast to go with the eggs over light. It's a tough life but somebody had to do it.
                  I could go Paleo, as long as you're cooking.
                  NRA Life Member

                  "Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician." -Col Jeff Cooper

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                  • #10
                    I remember smoking a Fatty once, GIB!
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                    • #11
                      Rib eye...................mmmmm good.
                      I am the Living Man

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                      • #12
                        I am very proud of myself for not commenting on the title of the post.
                        "Never pet a burning dog"

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                        • #13
                          There used to be a wrestler in the WWF, that always said............." Smoke a fatty, for the big pimp daddy."

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