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    How important is butt size? (humor)

    Meemaw, my wife, was getting the grandsons dressed today. She posted this:
    Korben was getting dressed. He put on a pair of underpants and started doing this odd dance, kicking and squatting. He said his underpants were uncomfortable. So he backed up to me, rolled down the waistband, and said, "Can you see what number these are, cuz my butt is size 5."
    "Typing the word "grandparents," I mistyped and the autocorrect changed it to CandyLand. Not entirely inaccurate." - Our daughter.

    A Kahr, a Glock, a Ruger, two Brownings, two Remingtons, and a Crossman.
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    Thats funny there.
    The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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    • #3
      Little moments like that make life more worthwhile.
      A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
      -Rudyard Kipling

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      • #4
        That why I travel al fresco.
        Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.

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        • #5
          Well, what was the number??
          "Do as I say not as I do"
          "You can't fix stupid"
          "Do what you want, 'cause you will any way"

          Stay Safe

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          • #6
            Originally posted by leftysixty View Post
            Well, what was the number??
            I found out the number was "4". Go figure.
            Changed his shorts to a "5" and all was well.
            "Typing the word "grandparents," I mistyped and the autocorrect changed it to CandyLand. Not entirely inaccurate." - Our daughter.

            A Kahr, a Glock, a Ruger, two Brownings, two Remingtons, and a Crossman.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by muggsy View Post
              That why I travel al fresco.
              Yours will be while wearing the hospital gown.
              A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
              -Rudyard Kipling

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Armybrat View Post
                Yours will be while wearing the hospital gown.
                Now that's funny! I don't care who you are, cept muggsy maybe.
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                Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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                RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by muggsy View Post
                  That why I travel al fresco.
                  WOW! that's a "image of the mind" nobody needed...

                  I will note that grandkids say the funniest and most wonderful things.
                  I was once asked if I was "a paranoid for carrying my Kahr".
                  "Nope" I said, "just prepared".
                  " prepared for what" he asked?
                  "more stuff than you are"
                  God Bless our Troups!

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                  • #10
                    Thumbs up for grandkids and the funny things they do!

                    As for the image of mugsy and his al fresco... not so much.

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