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Bought me some of them fancy lecktronick earmuffs. Cost me nearly $50 and that's a lot for earmuffs. But my wife, Effie, said everything is going up in price, even her chewing tobacco. Right off the bat I was worried bout them muffs, cause instead of being fur they were hard plastic. Anyway, I took 'em deer huntin' to try out cause it was really cold up there in that tree stand. They ain't worth a crap! They never did heat up and warm my ears! Since I couldn't get 'em to heat up I decided to listen to some music like I see all them kids doing nowadays. Well, I turned that little black tuning knob from one end to the other and never could get a radio station. I live pretty close to Atlanta and at home I always get a good strong signal.
Those are not the only problems I had with these crummy muffs . After I put 'em on I couldn't hear nuthin' that was happenin' in the woods. Now I ask you, what good are earmuffs if you can't hear nuthin' when you got 'em on? I was just lucky to see a nice dough walk up and I pulled the triger. My gun must have misfired cause I didn't hear no shot! But the dough must have heard me cussin' cause she run off. I pulled the triger again as she was runnin' away, but the dang gun misfired again! I no I can't blame a faulty gun on my earmuffs, but I was gettin' hot.
So I decided to call the smartest man I know... my buddy Rudell. (We call him Nubbin cause he once tried to trim his hedges with a new lawnmower. He sued, and won a lot of money cause the lawnmower instruckshuns didn' say nuthin' bout not trimming your hedges. But that's another story.) Anyway, Nubbin said the battries in my earmuffs were probly dead. I don't believe he was wright tho cause there weren't no battries in the box the muffs came in. I'm purty sure that if sumptin' needs battries they ALWAYS include them in the box.
Well, I took the muffs back to Bass Pro Shop and told the man they were junk. After I splained everything that happened he said he would take 'em back. He was lookin' at me plum funny like. I think he was embarrassed and felt bad bout sellin' me such a crappy set of earmuffs. So he sold me a Elmer Fudd hat with those long ear flaps that hang down the side of your face like a Basset Hound. They work real good, didn't cost as much, and don't need no battries. Now I'm wonderin' if he will take back that deefective gun.
Those are not the only problems I had with these crummy muffs . After I put 'em on I couldn't hear nuthin' that was happenin' in the woods. Now I ask you, what good are earmuffs if you can't hear nuthin' when you got 'em on? I was just lucky to see a nice dough walk up and I pulled the triger. My gun must have misfired cause I didn't hear no shot! But the dough must have heard me cussin' cause she run off. I pulled the triger again as she was runnin' away, but the dang gun misfired again! I no I can't blame a faulty gun on my earmuffs, but I was gettin' hot.
So I decided to call the smartest man I know... my buddy Rudell. (We call him Nubbin cause he once tried to trim his hedges with a new lawnmower. He sued, and won a lot of money cause the lawnmower instruckshuns didn' say nuthin' bout not trimming your hedges. But that's another story.) Anyway, Nubbin said the battries in my earmuffs were probly dead. I don't believe he was wright tho cause there weren't no battries in the box the muffs came in. I'm purty sure that if sumptin' needs battries they ALWAYS include them in the box.
Well, I took the muffs back to Bass Pro Shop and told the man they were junk. After I splained everything that happened he said he would take 'em back. He was lookin' at me plum funny like. I think he was embarrassed and felt bad bout sellin' me such a crappy set of earmuffs. So he sold me a Elmer Fudd hat with those long ear flaps that hang down the side of your face like a Basset Hound. They work real good, didn't cost as much, and don't need no battries. Now I'm wonderin' if he will take back that deefective gun.
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