Sadly....

[Bawanna]

Never much cared. I go through the corner of Kalifornia too and didn't care about that either.

Ignorance of the law is bliss. I'm a sheepdog, with low tolerance to lawyers, politicians and liberals.

[ltxi]

Never much cared. I go through the corner of Kalifornia too and didn't care about that either.

Ignorance of the law is bliss. I'm a sheepdog, with low tolerance to lawyers, politicians and liberals.

....but way too high wrt Violets..

[ltxi]

Itxi's vacation:



Yqtszhj's vacation:
Wife rides, doesn't want to drive. She's too hot, she's' too cold, says I havent fed her, wants to stop and eat, sleeps a lot, doesn't like my radio station, wants to play music I'm tired of, wants to pull over and take pictures, always flipping the sun visor back and forth, wants to shop at every little place. And thats just driving to Wally World to buy stuff for the trip.

I want Itxi's vacation.

I/we used to have that problem. Took us a few years to settle on the she flies/I drive routine. Both much happier now...life be good.

[jeepster09]

If anyone can figure out the female breed let me know....we been married since 1980 and still have no clue what she likes or wants....it changes daily. Best thing we ever did, was back many many moons ago got separate bank accounts in separate banks.

[Bawanna]

We did that too but same bank, she gets the one with the money, I get the one with just a number and no balance.

Her account got jacked, they closed mine and screwed up my PayPal account in error. Life just ain't fair sometimes.

[b4uqzme]

Mrs. b4 kept costing me dry cleaners. I'd go to pick up a couple shirts and there would be about $100 worth of her stuff. I'd hide at a new dry cleaners for awhile but she'd always find me. She'd usually catch me with about $102 in my pocket. I finally gave up and just live life wrinkly. It ain't so bad.

A long time ago we learned the secret to a blissful marriage. Twice a week we go to a romantic, candlelit dinner. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Thursdays.

[berettabone]

One of the first things my old man told me about women...................................When it's 75 degrees, they're cold, and when it's 76 degrees, they're hot.

[Barth]

My daughter sent me an old pic of the family, including my slutbomb ex.
I tossed all my pics of the ex almost 30 years ago.
Still, after all this time, after seeing a picture of her?
I had a nightmare about her that night.
That girl is poison.

If you think your girls are bad?
Please take mine.

[ltxi]

One of the first things my old man told me about women...................................When it's 75 degrees, they're cold, and when it's 76 degrees, they're hot.

Temp just dropped to 70 degrees as a hail storm blew through. Wife walks into my home office all now bundled up and says...I'm cold. Me says back...I know. Too bad, you used to be hot. Prolly not the smartest reaction. Believe I've old age completely lost control of my mouth.

[Streetkahr]

One of the first things my old man told me about women...................................When it's 75 degrees, they're cold, and when it's 76 degrees, they're hot.

There was an old Viking saying: Praise no sword until it is tested, no ice until it is crossed, no ale until it is drunk, and no woman until she is buried. Smart people those Vikings.

Ferro Veritas, In Steel There Is Truth