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    I was following a car down the street, when they suddenly slammed on their brakes. I gave them a tap on the rear end. The guy got out and he was a dwarf. He walked right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said, " I'm not happy", to which I replied, " Which one are you then?"

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    Guess we can safely assume the little guy wasn't packin' a 1911?
    A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
    -Rudyard Kipling

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    • #3
      Sounds like Grumpy to me.
      Aftermarket accessories for Kahr Pistols at https://lakelinellc.com/
      There are always more in the pipeline...

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      • #4
        A friend of mine was diagnosed as having phlebitis in his left leg that required an amputation to save his life. In the operating room they mistakenly removed his right leg. When the mistake was discovered they rush him back into surgery and removed his left leg. When he tried to sue the doctor for malpractice the judge threw the case out of court. The judge told my friend that he didn't have a leg to stand on. Ba dump bump.
        Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.

        Life Member - NRA
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        • #5
          And they say vaudeville is dead!
          Tony

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          • #6
            Vaudevilles Zombies??

            I was once asked if I was "a paranoid for carrying my Kahr".
            "Nope" I said, "just prepared".
            " prepared for what" he asked?
            "more stuff than you are"
            God Bless our Troups!

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