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We're on a trip with another couple out west and a friend who lives out there is taking us all into the mountains in his van. After a stop, the wife half of the other couple climbs into the van and sits down on one seat of their bench and lays her glasses down on her husband's seat. He gets in and of course sits right on the glasses. She starts yelling at him and he, the soul of patience, asks "why did you put them on my seat?" Her response, swear to God: "Well, where would you like me to put them?"
Bit my tongue so hard it hurt the rest of the day.
Bit my tongue so hard it hurt the rest of the day.
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