July: Mayham, mischief, mental plunder and humor.

[CJB]

June ended up talking about Rosie off the Pacific coast, migrating to Canada.

A few Rosie factoids:

Rosie don't need the internet, she already covers the earth.
When Rosie goes to KFC, she orders the bucket on the roof.
Rosie sat on her iPhone, and now its an iPad.
Rosie has her own zip code.
Rosie can curve the space-time continuum via the mass of her left breast.
Flaming desserts are the only way Rosie burns calories.
And just remember, Rosie is so butch, she's twice the man YOU are!

[wyntrout]

[Bawanna]

I know I'm happy just reading about it. Good one.

[kenemoore]

Wyn, I gonna steal that one.

[kenemoore]

[getsome]

Two Lower Alabama good ole boys was out drinking beer and fishing one day and one of um says to the other, Billy Wayne, if I's to come over to your house while you was gone and got your wife pregnant would that make us kin?....Billy Wayne ponders it for a minute and says, I don't know if it would make us kin or not but it would make us even......

[berettabone]

Remember Buckwheat from Our Gang......................well, he went Muslim. He is now known as Kareem of Wheat. They're hoping he's not a cereal killer.

[yqtszhj]

Wyn, that wax a good one

[Bills1873]

Remember Buckwheat from Our Gang......................well, he went Muslim. He is now known as Kareem of Wheat. They're hoping he's not a cereal killer.

[Bobshouse]

Youz crazy, Alfalfa!!!!

[wyntrout]

[GROTMAN]

Blonde Helping a Trucker.........


A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down…… The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble"

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."

[OldLincoln]

Nice Truck!

[Bawanna]

My motto is Death Before Dodge but I like that one a lot.

[Bills1873]

I'd drive that Dodge!