Micah Johnson: Panty Thief

[CJB]

I saw on Drudge that Micah X Johnson was kicked out the ARMY as a result of a complaint by a female soldier that he stole her panties while both were stationed in Afghanistan.

Well... hey... so far so good. He could sniff 'em too, as far as I care.

A burning question forms in my mind though, is that the female soldier reported that they were Victoria's Secret panties.

The question is.... WTF was she doing with Victoria's Secret panties while over in a combat zone? Hmmm?

[downtownv]

Maybe she wanted to look good if captured...

[Hawkeye]

Maybe our Commander-in-Chief had already implemented trannie latrines in the military in preparation for forcing this on civilians. Bad ass New Black Panther dude, Xavier (that's what he went by), just wanted to be prepared to go either way if he got confused as to what he was while "doing his duty". Pun intended.