Why do I NEED an AR?

[AIRret]

Me too, it's always money, money or lack thereof controls my life.

I started looking for a paper route but was told delivery is dead.

Guess I'll have to go to plan B and become a Gigalo/ Male Escort.

I'll be your Madam/pimp

[AIRret]

Bawana, If you need a Madam/pimp to help you with your new job…….I'LL volunteer!

[AIRret]

OOPS I didn't realize the first post got through.

[Bawanna]

I need to check my records. Are we married. Did I ask you to be my cyber bride (no fringe benefits involved, kind of like my real wife)?

If not I'm asking you now. Do be gentle I've received a few rejections on another forum. I'm beginning to think I've lost my touch or my animal magnetism or something?


Visualize a derelict down on one knee if that helps, not easy to do let me tell ya.

[CJB]

..... looking forward to the next episode of "Pimp the Colonel" !

[deadeye]

Will marriage mean all that hugging, kissing and I forget what else? If so I'd probably better not until I can remember what else. Oops. I was just told I am already married. Old age is rough!

[Bawanna]

Well there marriage real. This is between a man and a woman who live in the same house and have children via germs from airport toilet seats. I have a theory on that which I think I've shared before. Guy is often nagged and welcomes death frequently.

Then there's cyber marriages. I think I have about 12 or 15 cyber brides although I think some want to start seeing other people.

Zena and MX5fan on this very forum were my first. Sadly we've drifted apart, sniff, sniff.

[AIRret]

Yes Dear, I am one of your "many cyber brides"!!!!!! I understand…no fringe benefits, but that doesn't mean I can't be your Pimp/Madam!!!!
Who better than someone who understands you!!!!
Sincerely, one of many!
Sooooooooo, what kind of contract do you want? I'll work pro-bono.

[jeepster09]

I didn't need an AR that is why I went with a HAMMER....

[Bawanna]

Yes Dear, I am one of your "many cyber brides"!!!!!! I understand…no fringe benefits, but that doesn't mean I can't be your Pimp/Madam!!!!
Who better than someone who understands you!!!!
Sincerely, one of many!
Sooooooooo, what kind of contract do you want? I'll work pro-bono.

What a relief. I so fear rejection. I don't think we need a contract but I'll have my people contact your people and we'll work it out.
If pro bono is free that's no good. I want to support you in a manner to which your accustomed.

[AIRret]

I'll take my pay in Ammo. and Range time!!

[340pd]

The only surviving picture of the AR I built "just in case". Sadly, it was lost along with ALL MY OTHER GUNS AND SMALL SUPPLY OF AMMO in a tragic canoeing accident during my attempt to paddle across Lake Superior last month.

[dustnchips]

Always use a waterproof bag and strap it in. That way you have to lose the whole canoe.

[Bawanna]

I think I read about the canoe accident last year. He did in fact lose the whole canoe.
Sadly there were no survivors despite a gallant rescue attempt.

AIRret, I knew there was a reason I married you. Good priorities.

[Slugnutty]

Komrads, I shall attempt to take and post pictures of real rifle.
Now hold breath and wait.