Learning to be a Texan

[yqtszhj]

My wife tells me I have/need to keep my hair long cause then my head doesn't look so big. What is she really telling me?

She did tell me to trim up the beard though after it hit 6 inches long. she was right on that count. I was looking like Bawanna's scuzzy range master he dont care too much for. actually it looked about like uncle si on Duck Dynasty cause there is so much grey now.

[Bawanna]

Aw, my scuzzy range master, piece of work that one.

Nothing wrong with Uncle Si. I love that man. He's got it all figured out. Willie's brother that runs the boys in the shop has it figured out too.

[Armybrat]

My oldest grandson (age 24) can grow a beard like Lincoln's in one month. His daddy (the oldest son) could too. The rest of us family males can only generate a scraggly lookin' shrub. Mine would be white as Santa's.