March Merriness

[Armybrat]

[wyntrout]

Altered for Armybrat using MS Paint:

[AJBert]

I saw this a few weeks ago on a Jeep down in town. I'm not exactly sure the purpose of it as I didn't see the owner of the Jeep, but I told my wife that I'm going to get as a warning to her to keep on the straight and narrow.
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Hopefully the picture shows up!

[AJBert]

First, I couldn't post a single picture and now three of them pop up?!? I'm better at posting than I thought!

[Bawanna]

I could have a lot of fun with that till the wife beat me into a coma with the gear shift handle.

[getsome]

In honor of International Woman's Day March 8th

What do you call a woman with both PMS and ESP?

A B!tch who knows everything you will ever do wrong as long as you live.


Why did God create man first?

He didn't need a bunch of lip about how he was doing it all wrong.


What do you call a woman who has everything?

Your ex.

[Redwood]

Two gay guys are standing on a corner watching people pass by when a beautiful woman strolls past them. “Wow, one guy says to the other. I know I’m gay, but sometimes when I see a girl like that I think I wouldn’t mind being a lesbian.”

[wyntrout]

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’.

In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner -- it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn’t getting enough work done.

Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do. "Homer,” said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you’re in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene’s signal to come out to you. Then you won’t lose any field time.”

They tried Doc’s advice and it worked well for a while. But then Homer went back to the doctor’s office.

"What’s wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn’t my idea work?”

"Oh, it worked real well," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene’d come runnin’. We’d find a secluded place, make love, and then she’d go back home again."

"Good, Homer. So what’s the problem?" asked the Doc.

"I ain’t seen her since huntin’ season started!"





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[wyntrout]

[wyntrout]

I'm a fan of my Marine Brothers!

[wyntrout]

I see a LOT of doctors these days!

[ltxi]

Sadly....boobs are too big.

[getsome]

How did I know we would be hearing from you!....She's PERFECT!!!

[Bawanna]

Yeah I gotta go with perfect on this one too. I think it's the hat, probably nice to talk to.

[wyntrout]

She's a COWgirl!