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  • #91
    A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
    -Rudyard Kipling

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    • #92
      A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center.

      Her arms were laden with a mop, broom and other cleaning supplies.

      By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line.

      When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, “Well, I’ll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!”

      “Don’t worry, ma’am,” replied the clerk. “With a good tail wind and that brand new broom you have there, you’ll be home in no time.”
      23 years in a Federal Penitentiary, 6x8 double bunked rooms with toilets
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      • #93
        Tooooooo FUNNY! Thanks

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        • #94
          Not about my wife, but funny!

          USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
          Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
          Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

          Thomas Jefferson said

          “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
          and

          "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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          • #95
            USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
            Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
            Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

            Thomas Jefferson said

            “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
            and

            "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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            • #96
              Oh! Help me back in the chair, ya got me with that one.......................................
              http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
              In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
              Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
              Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
              Cue sound of Head slap.

              RIP Muggsy & TMan

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              • #97
                Maybe this could go under other guns, but it's funny:

                USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
                Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
                Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

                Thomas Jefferson said

                “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
                and

                "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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                • #98
                  The really funny thing is Hi Point is considered a "Saturday night special" but passed the drop test and made it on the California approved roster!
                  23 years in a Federal Penitentiary, 6x8 double bunked rooms with toilets
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                  • #99
                    I have to say, a HiPoint feels better in my hands than any Glock! And that feller has a way of getting his point across.

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                    • One thing I have to concede to Hi Point pistols is.....they work! And that certainly counts for a lot. Personally, tho, I do not nor would not own one.
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                      • I do not own one, but the Carbines are popular among my coworkers. One guy had an unknown squib and fired another round. He reloads and was running some "hot" rounds, next round after the squib split the barrel. He sent it back and they repaired it, for free. He was surprised, did not think they would cover his screw ups.
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                        • Thing I see is it's a $150 gun that's reliable that you can afford to loose. Buy it, toss into your truck, don't worry about scratches or dings. When you need it it will be handy, not wrapped in silk, and ready to go. Think of it as a mean junk yard dog not a poodle. Google the gun and watch an episode of something distructables. Did everything but set on the tracks for a train to run it over. The gun won.
                          •"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." - O. L.
                          • "America's not at war; her military is. America's at the mall."

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                          • I read something, somewhere, it had a photo. A maintenance man at an office building, took a .45ACP Hi-Point and dressed it up to look like a portable drill. Had 18Volt stickers on it, painted yellow, like a Dewalt tool. He carried it on his tool belt, and no one ever noticed he was armed.
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                            • I've always thought that it could pass for a small anvil.

                              I saw someone carrying around a Hi-Point bullpup at the last gun show. I'm not sure what caliber it was. It looked a little better than some of the carbines, but still had some of those "cheap-looking" nuts and screws.
                              USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
                              Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
                              Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

                              Thomas Jefferson said

                              “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
                              and

                              "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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                              • USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
                                Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
                                Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

                                Thomas Jefferson said

                                “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
                                and

                                "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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