March Madness Kahrtalk Style

[Bawanna]

Happy birthday tilos

Hey Happy Birthday Tilos! Remember your not getting older, your getting better.

Hope you have a really fine day and all your birthday desires come thru for ya.

[jimbar]

Since it's March Madness, who's gonna be the last one standing at "The Dance"? I'm thinking Ohio St, or perennial favorite Duke.
As for the girls, if you're not watching them, you're missing some great games. My favorite to win is Baylor, but I'm a little biased, I lived in Waco Tx, the home of Baylor for many yrs. They got this sophmore,Brittney Griner, she's 6'8", and setting new NCAA records almost every game for blocked shots, ppg's, assist.
I think it'll come down to UCONN (again), Maya Moore is fantastic, and Baylor, hopefully a Baylor win.

[500KV]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, someone should go and tell his wife.

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'

'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are really good at the sensitive stuff.

[mr surveyor]

thus the reason I forced myself to become more sensitive last fall

[Dietrich]

After having a few too many,a fellow in a bar started bragging about what a strong constitution he had. Tired of hearing his mouth,his buddy decided to test him.
"OK,if you`re that tough I`ll bet $20 that you can`t drink three swallows out of that spittoon next to the bar."
The braggart picked up the spittoon,swilled the contents around and started to drink.One,two, three swallows,then a fourth,fifth and so on until he sat the spittoon down empty.
Somewhat green, his friend asked,"The bet was for only three swallows.Why did you keep on going?"
The loudmouth gasped,"It was all in one string and I didn`t want to bite it."

This joke is best told just before dinner is served.

[getsome]

OMG, I think I just threw up in my mouth and now I'm really gonna....

[jfrey]

Many years ago when I was in college, we would invite all the new freshmen in the dorm each year to a special reception for coffee and biscuits. Many ate and most would drink at least one cup of coffee. What we didn't tell them until midsemester was that the coffee was made from Copenhagen. Many times, even 8 or 9 weeks later, the reaction was quite amusing.

Don't ever try and put anything past a bunch of Aggies.

[aray]

Yes! Got in under the wire before this thread is closed for good.

Hurt feelings report: http://www.militaryreligiousfreedom....9/attach_1.pdf

[Dietrich]

Somebody,ANYBODY please tell me this ain`t for real.As screwed up as things are you can never tell these days.