Dear Woman

[aray]

With apologies to Melissa (the significance of that will become clear shortly):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_uRIMUBnvw

There are only two ways to get through this entire video:

1. You'll need: some quiche, a tape (preferably in VHS format) of an old Phil Donahue Show, might want to pop on some Wayne Newton music, and oh - maybe a "blankie" to snuggie. Hint: one of the authors of the video is named Gay Hendricks. It shows.

or

2. Gotta "man up", big time, in advance and tough it out.

Me? I'm off to clean my Kahr. With my tongue.

Sorry for posting this. No I mean really sorry. Really, really, really sorry. No I mean ....

[OldLincoln]

As a man who really appreciates the femininity in my wife, who really appreciates the masculinity in me, I find this video insulting. Men do not have to become feminine to be tender and loving toward a woman nor does not becoming feminine equate to burning them at the stake. I have a very healthy appreciation and respect for women in general and specifically for my wife of 44 years.

[Rainman48314]

I went and put the toilet seat down. It was up because I just hurled after less than 60 seconds of these guys.

[Dietrich]

Boys,Boys!! Don`t you see this for what it really is? Yes,I`ll admit that some of the guys on the video were probably a little light in the loafers but I`ll bet the majority of them are saying this tripe in hopes that some poor woman will buy into their pseudo understanding and will go to bed with them.It`s a flanking maneuver with sex as the ultimate goal.A smart woman will see through this B.S. very quickly.Lord,the depths some guys will sink to in order to get laid.That`s what I`m ashamed of.

[jocko]

diet: is this a video that ol jocko should see to maybe make him a better person????

I don';t do good with "flanking" manuvers but normally what ever it takes to get laid is a good manuver!!1 Course I am relating now back 20 years ago..

[CJB]

Krike what a load of horseapples.....

Just for that, its ol' Hoppe's #9 with a splash of Gunk for "whoa da' cologne" today.

Flanking maneuver for sex? Who needs a flanking maneuver?

Maybe I'm just one shot of bourbon short of a full loaf, but just sayin' - yech! I wanna gargle with creosote after seein' that.

[melissa5]

I only made it half way through the video. Is the 2nd half more of the same? That's just a bunch of new-age b.s. IMHO.

[Willieboy]

I coul only take it for a couple minutes and that's two minutes I'll never get back.

[Bawanna]

Apparently this is one time its a blessing to be deaf. I couldn't hear a word of it and the pictures didn't move after a minute or so and I didn't have that many minutes to waste so I moved on.

It seems I didn't miss anything.

[Bill K]

A total waste of 8 minutes and 23 seconds of my life! I kept wondering what the zinger would be at the end (it never came) so I could share it with my wife... she has a great sense of humor.

Bill K.

[Chuck54]

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[Cash.45]

(Darn, Chuck54 beat me by a few seconds!)

[Dietrich]

Although the whole thing made me throw up a little in my throat,the young guy with the hair really made me laugh.The one who looked like he got about 5,000 volts before his pardon from the governor came in.

[MrToad]

I didn't realize at first that video was serious. There should have been a line in there along the lines of "I celebrate the fact that I'm secure enough in my masculinity that your owning a larger gun doesn't bother me."