We're toast.

[aray]

According to The Terminator chronology, last night SkyNet became self-aware. If things go according to plan we have until Thursday to shut it down (we fail) and then the nukes start flying.

So how ya gonna celebrate in the meantime?

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/...es-self-aware/

Who knew I'd ever get a chance to use this kahrtalk graphic, eh? :75:

[Bawanna]

Man you scare me sometimes. Actually all the time. Good stuff to keep my ulcers burning.

[MrToad]

Hmmm...and the Portal 2 game was released on the 19th, where one of the prime antagonists is a self-aware machine. How convenient for them.

[MW surveyor]

It's all a conspiracy!!!

[aray]

Bawanna,

I would never ... admit to ... being a supercomputer expert for the Department of Defense. Especially not now.

Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

[Bawanna]

Bawanna,

I would never ... admit to ... being a supercomputer expert for the Department of Defense. Especially not now.

Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

Awww man! Pass the tums and the chalk milk. We're doomed.

[aray]

Bawanna,

I would also ... not admit to ... getting my degree from the University of Illinois, home of HAL from 2001.

Gotta run. I think I hear Dave calling me.


So how's everyone gonna celebrate in the day ya got left, eh?

[Bawanna]

Bawanna,

I would also ... not admit to ... getting my degree from the University of Illinois, home of HAL from 2001.

Gotta run. I think I hear Dave calling me.


So how's everyone gonna celebrate in the day ya got left, eh?

Well fortunately like being blessed with unconciousness when seriously hurt you've left me far behind on this one. I didn't know Illinois had a university with a home for Hal, whoever that is. And unless your referring to Dave Neihaus "The voice of the Mariners" may he rest in peace, I don't know Dave either.
I'll still keep sucking down Jocko milkshakes to keep the fire in my gut down just in case.
Far as my last day I think I'll double charge a bunch of 32's and borrow somebodys Kel Tec and do some shootin. Gotta live on the edge right? Look doomsday square in the backside and LAUGH. Even though your guts on fire.
Maybe I'll get hold of Dietrich, theres gotta be time for one more Toga Party at the big house.

[TheTman]

The HAL and Dave were references to the move "2001" where the computer takes over and kills most of the crew.

[Bawanna]

And let me guess, no happy ending here huh? I'm not really into these real life drama type movies. Too scarey.

[MW surveyor]

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that". Great line from a computer.

[aray]

OK, back now from a meeting.

Let's just say Dave has been "dealt with".

So for my last day I'm hoping my ammo gets here tonight. Scored some Federal HST and Winchester Ranger Talon that I want to test out.

Besides when the thermal blast wave hits, who needs popcorn when you're surrounded by lots of ammo?

[mrsig239]

I believe I saw a couple of Zombies at work this morning! They sure acted like it.

[Dietrich]

Well as for me,it`s Hi Ho I`m off to the Bullet Boutique.
After that I`m going to hoot and holler,drink whiskey and raise every other type of hell I can think of.Might even throw a Zombie or two on the grill if they tick me off.Wife`s out of town and I`m hornier than a three-balled tomcat.YEEEHAWWW!!

[Bawanna]

Dude, we gotta figure out a way to clone you. You tear me up sometimes.

Could the world survive two Dietrichs? Guess it don't matter, Dave says we're toast.