thread jacking/off topic...(*please read)

[mr surveyor]

Would you mind if I corrected your spelling and occasional grammar lapses? Its hard when you have nothing else to contribute.

bite your tongue

if it wern't fer JOcko, I woodn't know how to spel, or tipe

[OldLincoln]

Ha! Remember that old funny store about the native on an island greeting visitors in english phrases with crackles and whistles scatted through them. When the surprised visitors asked where he learned english, he replied the short wave radio.

[jeepster09]

Ha! Remember that old funny store about the native on an island greeting visitors in english phrases with crackles and whistles scatted through them. When the surprised visitors asked where he learned english, he replied the short wave radio.

Funny story......that reminds me:

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, can't speak English and have no freaking clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks on Friday.

[Tilos]

Hello everyone, this is my 1st meeting and I'm glad I had the courage to come here tonight.
My name is Tilos...and I am a driftaholic

[Jeremiah/Az]

Is thread jacking/off topic illegal like bestiality? I thought I had done--er heard about everything. What do you use, tongs, chopsticks, a rollin'pin? I am confused, but I want to learn more!

[jocko]

ok, enough jacking off, lets get back to the topic at hand of which was:::Yes the Bears do play baseball, they play in soldiers field in tuesdays.

oh my, going on page 6 and so far not one technical thing about kahrs even mentioned. I think PaiN is on to something!!

[MW surveyor]

jocko - this is page 6, who would have thought?

BTW - Again, this is the first forum opened in the morning and I usually get up pretty early. Nasty and disgusting habit from having to work the early morning late afternoon watches on board ships.

[gear_guy]

He wrote jacking/off, lol

[toolman]

did I miss something were are we at

[OldLincoln]

Sigh.... Whata Team! You guys rock! sigh.....

[Cash.45]

Like most have posted here, I enjoy this forum just the way it is. To me it's like a bunch of buddies gathering in a garage to have a beer and shoot the breeze. Serious things are discussed from time to time, but there's always some good natured bannering. It's why I always come to this forum first (and often don't leave), cause if I feel like taking a beating I can always visit another forum. So pull up a chair, pop a top and tell us what's on your mind.

Besides, you usually have to pay good money to see something as funny as the Jacko-Bawana show!

[MW surveyor]

My oldest daughter named my only grandson Jack! Sigh......

Just think of what that poor kid is going to go through.

Well, at least she didn't name him Sue!

[bonjorno2]

what's his middle name?

[TheTman]

I like things the way they are, you usually get your technical answers up front, before the joking starts. The kidding around is part of the personality and warmth that this forum has and keeps me coming back. Maybe I have more time to kill than other folks and it doesnt bother me to read all the off topic comments.
Jocko and Bawanna's bantering back and forth is pretty amusing and fun to watch. I'd hate to see that go away. I can see if you're stressed for time that you don't want to have to wade through all the silliness, but I'd hate to see it change into one of those dry forums where anything off topic causes an uproar.

[jlottmc]

That reminds me, where the hell is Wynn?