One gun owner`s nightmare

[Dietrich]

This may have been caused by overeating on Thanksgiving day.That night,I dreamed that I was involved in a threesome with Hillary Clinton and Rosie O`Donnell.That in itself was bad enough but when I looked in the mirror ,I had changed into Whoopi Goldberg.Oh,the humanity!!

[mr surveyor]

Dude...you're sick....see a doctor and get rid of it!


surv


(I can't believe I said "Dude")

[Spank the Monkey]

D,
Just be thankful this one didn't worm her way into your dreams.

[MattTheKnife]

That's pretty awful and I commend the courage it took for you to share.

You ever see the end of the movie "Pi?" I suggest you do the same as the protagonist.

[kpm9]

That was funny. Then I saw the pic of Pelosi and threw up a little in my mouth.

[Dietrich]

That was funny. Then I saw the pic of Pelosi and threw up a little in my mouth.

I remember about eight months ago the post office came out with a stamp to honor her as the first woman Speaker of the House.It flopped however, because people were constantly spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

[Raoul]

This may have been caused by overeating on Thanksgiving day.That night,I dreamed that I was involved in a threesome with Hillary Clinton and Rosie O`Donnell.That in itself was bad enough but when I looked in the mirror ,I had changed into Whoopi Goldberg.Oh,the humanity!!

You should never sleep again.....

[Ol'coot]

I was having a great Thanksgiving holiday then I read this demented thread, LOL! Dietrich, I don't think I could stand the thought of ever going to sleep again and the possibility of having another nightmare like this one LOL!

[500KV]

That's worse than a nightmare.
That's a combination of a bogle, an eidolon, a revenant and a specter.
Things like that are not caused by too much "turkey" but are usually caused by too much "Wild Turkey".

[zena]

Hindenburg

This may have been caused by overeating on Thanksgiving day.That night,I dreamed that I was involved in a threesome with Hillary Clinton and Rosie O`Donnell.That in itself was bad enough but when I looked in the mirror ,I had changed into Whoopi Goldberg.Oh,the humanity!!

So you and the Hindenburg both "crashed and burned."

[sharpetop]

I just puked!

[WMD]

Yikes! Sounds like your Turkey Sushi went sour! ;-)

[Kahrdog]

Hi guys, I've been gone awhile. It's good to be back.

Dietrich, what the heck? Are you ok, buddy? I think you could use some serious help! I think we need to put you on some kind of suicide watch. Why don't you post something every hour so we know you're still with us.

Kahrdog

[zena]

After that dream, I bet you were checking in on Nemo. Probably not to be found anywhere.