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    I`m so old...

    My Social Security number is 4.
    I have hemmorhoids older than some of the members on KahrTalk.
    When I get "excited" nothing comes out but dust.

    Next !!
    In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.
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    what's that you say???
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    It's not gun control that we need, it's soul control!

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    • #3
      I'm so old, I can remember when dirt was still under warranty, and rock music was played with actual rocks!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dietrich View Post
        My Social Security number is 4.
        I have hemmorhoids older than some of the members on KahrTalk.
        When I get "excited" nothing comes out but dust.

        Next !!
        Hahaha...nice try, guy. You're almost even younger than my wife.
        NRA Benefactor

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        • #5
          My kids say that I drive so slow that even old people give me dirty looks. How old does that make me inside???????????????
          The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

          Want to see what will be the end of our country as we know it???
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          • #6
            As we used to say in the Navy,......I'm so old, I remember when Jesus was a mess cook on the ark.....
            When you can't make them see the light,
            make them feel the heat.

            Ronald Reagan

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            • #7
              I so old I can't remember any old jokes, but I had an exorcism performed and when I couldn't pay for it I was repossessed.
              Bill

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              • #8
                I'm so old that the candles on my birthday cake caused global warming.

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                • #9
                  At my age, I don't want to eat health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

                  I'm so old I don't buy green bananas anymore.

                  I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
                  SC-Nick
                  Just my .02

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                  • #10
                    I am so old I don’t buy green bananas.

                    Got my first hearing aid yesterday, seriously.

                    I liked my quiet world. No I hear stuff I haven’t heard in 15 years. Like my wife. I never knew she had that much to say. Pretty smart too.


                    Be safe and always plan for that gun in the back of your head walking out of the store.- Proud owner PM9 100% reliable

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                    • #11
                      Although I'm old, my family has been very healthy.
                      Grandaddy lived to be 94, never sick a day in his life, and when he died it wasn't anything serious.
                      Where are we going and why am I in this hand-basket?

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                      • #12
                        I'm so old all my memories are in black and white and my social security card is in roman numerals. I'm so old that when I was in school there was no history class and I can recall when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch.
                        Tony,

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                        • #13
                          I'm so old.... Uh, what was the question?
                          "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
                          Ralph Waldo Emerson

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                          • #14
                            I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa. Not screaming and crying like the other people in his car.

                            I'm so old I use Absorbine Sr. for aches and pains.

                            In my elementary school geography class the globe was flat.

                            What I used to do all night long now takes all night long to do.

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                            • #15
                              I cancelled the Playboy channel & subscribed to the Food Network!

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