Please finish the sentence but remember this is a PG rated forum.I`ll add a couple later.This will give that chowderhead Bawanna something to read when he gets back.I miss that dung for brains already.
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That woman was so ugly...
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...when she was born the doctor slaped her mama.The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.
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She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.Tom
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"....so ugly that Janet Reno, Magdalene Albright, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton all thought their prayers were answered!"
"....so ugly that when she went swimming, the Save the Whale's folks pushed her back into the sea!"
"....so ugly that Michael Moore quit eating twinkies after he saw her!"
"....that when she asked the Pope for miracle beauty help, he said 'How about world peace instead?'
"....that the tattoo above her her butt crack says 'Kenworth'!"
".... she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book"
".... that in the winter, her old man puts ice chains on her for extra traction"
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so ugly the priest starts every mass like funeral service, out of wishful thinking
so ugly that when she shaved her beard off once, she looked like Jabba the Hutt
so ugly, she got one big eyebrow, goes all the way across
so ugly she can bite her toenails thru a picket fence
so ugly Camilla Parker Bowles stomps her foot on the ground twice and whinnies while shaking her head
so ugly that her mirror has joined a terrorist militia
so ugly you don't have to go out for milk, cuz you have the cow at home
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