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  • That woman was so ugly...

    Please finish the sentence but remember this is a PG rated forum.I`ll add a couple later.This will give that chowderhead Bawanna something to read when he gets back.I miss that dung for brains already.
    In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

  • #2
    that she reminded me of Bawanna!!
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    • #3
      ...when she was born the doctor slaped her mama.
      The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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      • #4
        are we talking about that mistress person that was supposedly kept by the father of that Kasey Antonio chick...or whatever her name was....?
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        • #5
          ..you could shove her face into some dough and bake gorilla cookies.
          In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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          • #6
            She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by thetmanski View Post
              She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
              Eeewwwww. Gonna have to wash my brain on that one! Too graphic! LOL!

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              • #8
                Friend of mine used to say, " I ain't sayin' she's ugly,...but she coulda stayed in the house"
                When you can't make them see the light,
                make them feel the heat.

                Ronald Reagan

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                • #9
                  She is so ugly, that she makes "Octo Mom" look like a fox..
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                  • #10
                    "....so ugly that Janet Reno, Magdalene Albright, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton all thought their prayers were answered!"

                    "....so ugly that when she went swimming, the Save the Whale's folks pushed her back into the sea!"

                    "....so ugly that Michael Moore quit eating twinkies after he saw her!"

                    "....that when she asked the Pope for miracle beauty help, he said 'How about world peace instead?'

                    "....that the tattoo above her her butt crack says 'Kenworth'!"

                    ".... she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book"

                    ".... that in the winter, her old man puts ice chains on her for extra traction"

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                    • #11
                      her shadow gave up.

                      she put the Boogie man outta business.

                      when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

                      hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

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                      • #12
                        so ugly the priest starts every mass like funeral service, out of wishful thinking

                        so ugly that when she shaved her beard off once, she looked like Jabba the Hutt

                        so ugly, she got one big eyebrow, goes all the way across

                        so ugly she can bite her toenails thru a picket fence

                        so ugly Camilla Parker Bowles stomps her foot on the ground twice and whinnies while shaking her head

                        so ugly that her mirror has joined a terrorist militia

                        so ugly you don't have to go out for milk, cuz you have the cow at home

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                        • #13
                          .... that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

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                          • #14
                            ...thank god she is no longer the Speaker of the House!

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                            • #15
                              A-f'n-men

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