Worst Hangover Ever

[mightymouse]

Late 70-s, late teens I had just moved in with my dad (divorced). Too many Mickys Big Mouths with a friend. I came home and my dad purposefully rearranged the furniture so I caught the coffee table across my shins and did a face plant on the other side. I could hear him snickering upstairs. I stumbled downstairs and lay on the floor with bad spinnies punctuated by barfing into a large Un-Cola 7UP trash can. Next day, got up late, furniture back in place, dad long gone, took the trash can out to the dumpster when I noticed my '68 Olds 442, built engine, trans, 5.13:1 rear gears, slicks, was missing.
I saw a long set of tire marks down the street and with major headache, followed them. Another set way down the block and around the corner. Three blocks away, at the last set of rubber marks I found a trail of 90 wt and sheared bolt heads. My car was on the sidewalk, bleeding gear oil out the differential cover, ring gears had blown holes like a machine gun through the steel. Never really recalled what happened, dad never said anything but how's your night. Really glad I didn't end up killing someone or myself.

[sharpetop]

I'm working on one right now for tomorrow morning. I'll let ya'll know in the morning, on a scale from one to ten, where it falls!

[TheTman]

Nothing to right home about on hangovers, it's the things I did while drunk that are interesting, like leading the cops on a high speed chase through Western KS at 140mph +. The HP interceptor that finally ran me down said he was doing over 160 to catch up to me. And I guess I wasn't really very drunk just feeling good. By the time they caught me. I was down under .10 so didn't get a DUI, but they did manage to write 18 tickets. Wasn't much fun being on foot for a year after that. Worse thing driving drunk was running off the road during a downpour into a bulldozer, hit it so hard I knocked it back a foot. It also severed most of my nose from my face, I remember it barely hanging on by a little bit of skin. Some guy came and put it back on and told me to hold it there until the ambulance came. I was following a friend to someones house for more booze after the bar shut down. He turned around to see what happened to me and went to the hospital with me and talked the cops out of a DUI for me. I supposed it helped that his dad was a big wig on the force. I was one messed up looking guy after that. Plastic surgery can only do so much when a lot of tissue is lost. Now you can hardly tell it was anything but a broken nose. The scar is still there, but my glasses cover it up. You'd think that would have been enough, but noooooo but I carried on after that. Just caught a lot of rides or slept it off the back seat in a quiet neighborhood somewhere. I did get married and start a family so did cut down on the driving a bunch. Finally it was health issues that caused me to swear it off. Life is much better without that poison in my life and the stupid things I do under the influence. I thank God that I never caused a wreck or injured anyone but myself.

[jlottmc]

Never had one. Honest truth, I can count the number of times that I probably shouldn't have been driving, but was and doing well at it on one hand. Never have drank to sickness or hangover.

[Ubaldo99]

Ugh. Just reading these stories is making my head hurt and my stomach queasy. Without going into a lot of details, my worst hangover involved a half gallon of vodka and my ex-wife. Havent run into my ex-wife in over 20 years. Cant stand the sight of vodka to this day.

[LaP]

That's it, I'm on the wagon........................again.

[HighSpeedBail]

My worst hangover was right after I got her off the top of me.....

[wyntrout]

Dang! She's about 5 or 6 times your weight... I'd guess. It must be hard to perform UNDER those circumstances.

Wynn

[Joe_Pike]

When I was a younger man I drank a 1/2 pint of whiskey, a 1/2 pint of peppermint schnapps and topped that off with some rum and kool-aid. I got so drunk that I ate bacon grease thinking that it was ice cream. Yummy. I woke up the next day under a piano. Glad I don't do that any longer.

[Barth]

I’m not at liberty to divulge the details of my drinking exploits.
Let’s just say I don’t drink anymore.

[LaP]

A really severe hangover makes all my furniture much more comfortable. During my last hangover, the second shelf of the bookcase made for a very comfy bed.

[MikeyKahr]

Good carpenter

A really severe hangover makes all my furniture much more comfortable. During my last hangover, the second shelf of the bookcase made for a very comfy bed.

That must have been a strong and well-made bookcase!!

[Bawanna]

We got a dead man walking!

[yqtszhj]

I'm starting what I hope to be a 2 week much needed vacation so I might see if I can have a hangover worth bragging about in the morning............... stay tuned.

Sorry to disappoint I probably can't compete with the last posted picture though.

[jlottmc]

I'm just hoping that she stays out of this area until I can pull it.