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    A Little Humor-Contry Western Song Titles

    I edited out number 10 - a little too tasteless but #7 is my personal favorite for a gun forum

    Top Ten Country Western Songs.

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But ...

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

    3.. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

    And the Number One Country & Western song is...

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
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    Good ones...I like #7 and #5 but they are all funny...Thanks
    " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

    Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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    • #3
      I remember

      Originally posted by getsome View Post
      Good ones...I like #7 and #5 but they are all funny...Thanks
      Too many old stories from youth that #2 rings true - yeesh!

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      • #4
        #1 really hits home for me.
        Tom
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        • #5
          I like 8 and 5. I think I need to start drinking.

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          • #6
            My personal favorite used to be "If I had to do it all over again,I`d do it all over you." Your #1 has bumped it out of first place.
            In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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            • #7
              Another good one: "I can't get over you until you get out from under him"...
              " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

              Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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              • #8
                My favorite...."How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away"

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                • #9
                  There must be something wrong with me. I've never heard any of those songs! #1 pretty much hits the nail on the head though.
                  Yes, I am a gun lovin' woman!
                  16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16

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                  • #10
                    I confess #9..... oh the Maker's Mark....

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                    • #11
                      # 8


                      Thanks for a few laughs !
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                      loving it in Georgia - I wasn't born here , but I got here as fast as I could !

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                      • #12
                        You know they are all funny but they remind me why I am rebelling against my music city heritage and do not consume country music. I will consume bluegrass music though, or anything else for that matter, just not modern country.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by TomMc View Post
                          My favorite...."How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away"
                          I like Tom's better than all the others!
                          •"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." - O. L.
                          • "America's not at war; her military is. America's at the mall."

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                          • #14
                            A couple of all time favorites:
                            "She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)"
                            "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life"
                            An armed society is a polite society.

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                            • #15
                              SIZE="4"]A couple of all time favorites:[/SIZE]
                              "She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)"
                              "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life"
                              An armed society is a polite society.

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