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  • September! Already? Repository for loose thoughts.

    You know the drill, if it don't fit elsewhere put it here.

    I can't believe it's September already. Where did the time go, guess I was too busy to notice it was summer.

    I know it wasn't a case of time flies when your having fun..................sigh.
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    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

  • #2
    A good one from new member trelliswires.

    A very wise Italian Grandfather......

    Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wanna' you lissina me. I wanna' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and a-maybe a coupla bambinos. "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and a-maybe finda you wife inna bed wit' another man.

    Whatta you gonna do den? Pointa to you watch and say, time's up?"
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    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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    • #3
      Boudreaux & Band-Aids (that's pronounced BOO-dro, for y'all
      not familiar with Louisiana)

      Boudreaux staggered home very late after another evening
      with his drinking buddy, Thibodeaux. He took off his shoes to avoid
      waking his wife, Clotile. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the
      stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.
      As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and
      he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke
      and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Boudreaux
      sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see
      that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a
      full box of Band-Aids and began putting Band-Aids best he could on each
      place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty box and
      shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

      In the morning, Boudreaux woke up with searing pain in both his head and
      butt and Clotile staring at him from across the room.

      She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you
      Boudreaux?" Boudreaux said, "My chere, why you say such a mean ting?"

      "Well," Clotile said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the
      broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood
      trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly,
      it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror."
      The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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      • #4
        Good one yqtszhj, was not expecting that.
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        Why is it that every time there is a shooting spree they want to take the guns away from the people that didn't do it? :59:

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        • #5
          I like the supposedly true story about Winston Churchill @ a gathering. He said to a Duchess,"God damn your ugly!" She said,"You Sir, are very drunk." He said,"Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober."

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          • #6
            Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, La. one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. After a while, he looks at the guy sitting next to him, and asks him, "Hey, you wanna hear a good Aggie joke, you? The big guy replies, "Let me tell you something. I'm an oilfield roughneck, I weigh 270 pounds, and I don't like Cajuns. My buddy here is a pro football player, weighs 300 pounds, and he doesn't like Cajuns either. His friend on his other side, is a professional wrestler, weighs 320 pounds, always has a chip on his shoulder, and he likes Cajuns even less than we do, and we are all Aggies. Do you really want to tell us an Aggie joke ?" Boudreaux, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, tells him, "Well, I guess not. After all I don't want to have to explain it three times !"
            The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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            • #7
              So, I guess Boudreaux is no longer with us?
              Very interesting...

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              • #8
                y'all sure go to bed early around here.... I just finished my day's work (at least until picking back up where I left off after a nap)
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                It's not gun control that we need, it's soul control!

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                • #9
                  Early?

                  Early? And you even have an hour time advantage, mr surveyor.
                  "I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."
                  (J.R.R.Tolkien, The Two Towers)

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                  • #10
                    well, at least I'm not alone

                    too wired to sleep now.
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                    It's not gun control that we need, it's soul control!

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                    • #11
                      Good night/morning.

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                      "I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."
                      (J.R.R.Tolkien, The Two Towers)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JFootin View Post
                        So, I guess Boudreaux is no longer with us?
                        Nah, Boudreaux be alright. He had Thibodeaux for a backup.
                        The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

                        Want to see what will be the end of our country as we know it???
                        Visit here:
                        http://www.usdebtclock.org/

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                        • #13
                          When I first read this I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg!

                          I met a girl in the park the other evening.
                          There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees
                          and laid on the grass at my feet.
                          As we lay making love, I thought
                          ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''

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                          • #14
                            Funny cop spoof video:

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTW...ature=youtu.be
                            Ray

                            NRA Endowment Life Member
                            SAF Life Member

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                            • #15
                              Good one, Phooey!! LOL!

                              Wynn
                              USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
                              Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
                              Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

                              Thomas Jefferson said

                              “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
                              and

                              "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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