September! Already? Repository for loose thoughts.

[Bawanna]

You know the drill, if it don't fit elsewhere put it here.

I can't believe it's September already. Where did the time go, guess I was too busy to notice it was summer.

I know it wasn't a case of time flies when your having fun..................sigh.

[Bawanna]

A good one from new member trelliswires.

A very wise Italian Grandfather......

Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wanna' you lissina me. I wanna' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and a-maybe a coupla bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and a-maybe finda you wife inna bed wit' another man.

Whatta you gonna do den? Pointa to you watch and say, time's up?"

[yqtszhj]

Boudreaux & Band-Aids (that's pronounced BOO-dro, for y'all
not familiar with Louisiana)

Boudreaux staggered home very late after another evening
with his drinking buddy, Thibodeaux. He took off his shoes to avoid
waking his wife, Clotile. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the
stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and
he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke
and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Boudreaux
sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see
that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a
full box of Band-Aids and began putting Band-Aids best he could on each
place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty box and
shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Boudreaux woke up with searing pain in both his head and
butt and Clotile staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you
Boudreaux?" Boudreaux said, "My chere, why you say such a mean ting?"

"Well," Clotile said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the
broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood
trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly,
it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror."

[cgo99]

Good one yqtszhj, was not expecting that.

[Jeremiah/Az]

I like the supposedly true story about Winston Churchill @ a gathering. He said to a Duchess,"God damn your ugly!" She said,"You Sir, are very drunk." He said,"Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober."

[yqtszhj]

Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, La. one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. After a while, he looks at the guy sitting next to him, and asks him, "Hey, you wanna hear a good Aggie joke, you? The big guy replies, "Let me tell you something. I'm an oilfield roughneck, I weigh 270 pounds, and I don't like Cajuns. My buddy here is a pro football player, weighs 300 pounds, and he doesn't like Cajuns either. His friend on his other side, is a professional wrestler, weighs 320 pounds, always has a chip on his shoulder, and he likes Cajuns even less than we do, and we are all Aggies. Do you really want to tell us an Aggie joke ?" Boudreaux, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, tells him, "Well, I guess not. After all I don't want to have to explain it three times !"

[JFootin]

So, I guess Boudreaux is no longer with us?

[mr surveyor]

y'all sure go to bed early around here.... I just finished my day's work (at least until picking back up where I left off after a nap)

[MikeyKahr]

Early?

Early? And you even have an hour time advantage, mr surveyor.

[mr surveyor]

well, at least I'm not alone

too wired to sleep now.

[MikeyKahr]

Good night/morning.

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[yqtszhj]

So, I guess Boudreaux is no longer with us?

Nah, Boudreaux be alright. He had Thibodeaux for a backup.

[Phooey]

When I first read this I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg!

I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought
''These taser guns are well worth the money.''

[aray]

Funny cop spoof video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTW...ature=youtu.be

[wyntrout]

Good one, Phooey!! LOL!

Wynn