This just in from Nancy Pelosi

[downtownv]

These emails are always wanting money, however they are amusing only $3

I can't tear myself away from my email.

When we got word of the unprecedented wave of cash flowing to the Republicans from the likes of the Koch brothers, we knew we were in for a tough challenge.

Well, I just received the latest update: In just the last few days, over 20,000 of you have stood with our campaign to win a Democratic House for President Obama. That's amazing!

Now, with 24 hours to go until the midyear fundraising deadline, we're just $265,000 away from closing the fundraising gap with John Boehner and the Republicans.

Thomas -- will you chip in $3 or whatever you can right now to put us over the top before tomorrow's deadline?

This country can't afford another two years of Speaker Boehner's disastrous Republican House.

If we want to see anything get done, we're going to have to do it ourselves -- starting with meeting our FEC fundraising goal. Let's show the Republicans and their corporate special interest backers that they're no match for our grassroots strength.

http://dccc.org/24-Hour-Deadline

Thank you for your support.

Nancy

[Bawanna]

First time today I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

I generally try to like people but I hate her with every cell in my body. What an idiot.

[knkali]

You or Nancy? I be confused here.

Also...I be thinkin' you ought to look into reflux meds 'fore you acidntly choke and die.

no man. Bawanna's reflux problem is really a highly tuned biological bullsheet meter. You cannot medicate that gift away. I have chronicled the trait for vomiting uncontrollably in the Bawanna family. The first vids show him as a child with this condition and then as a youth then college and finally as an older man. His dog was a vomiter too. Finally, I then captured his children and followed up with his grandchild's propensity to vomit. The last example was just a great vomit scene that I thought should be included.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d7Ave-80Jo

[JohnR]

If you can contribute electronically, send one cent. It'll cost them more than that to process it.

[Bawanna]

no man. Bawanna's reflux problem is really a highly tuned biological bullsheet meter. You cannot medicate that gift away. I have chronicled the trait for vomiting uncontrollably in the Bawanna family. The first vids show him as a child with this condition and then as a youth then college and finally as an older man. His dog was a vomiter too. Finally, I then captured his children and followed up with his grandchild's propensity to vomit. The last example was just a great vomit scene that I thought should be included.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d7Ave-80Jo

Thank you so much for that. I haven't projectile vomited in years.

I'd recommend NOT watching this video immediately following the evening repast.

[muggsy]

The things that amuse the infantile mind of man. I'm more into passing gas.

[LorenzoB]

This just in from Nancy Pelosi

I'm afraid of clicking on that video link.

[downtownv]

If you can contribute electronically, send one cent. It'll cost them more than that to process it.

That's funny! guess what? you can! after CC fees from the bank they get about .007 cents!

[LorenzoB]

This just in from Nancy Pelosi

I think they would actually loose money, because there is usually a flat transaction fee of about 25 cents, then anywhere from 1.5 to 3 percent on top of that. I don't think there is anyway around that flat fee, because it is charged by the major credit card companies, then passed on to the consumer by the merchant service provider that handles the transaction.
I think I might donate. But then I would end up on yet another list I would rather not be on.

[Bawanna]

They probably only charge that to right wing gun supporters. I'm sure left wing lunatics are exempt. Hey it worked for the IRS.