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Why am I having flashbacks to "Get Smart!", and ol' Max doing his thing with archvillian Seigfried.
Recent highest level coded telephone conversation:
Obama to Assad...."With my say so, at this very moment, the combined land, sea and air forces of a great military coalition are ready to obliterate your regime."
Assad.... "Your bluffing, I have internet too you know."
Obama..... "Ok then, but the US and French military are going to send cruise missiles that will put you on permantent hold in the mideast."
Assad.... "What, the French? Are they going to bomb me with croissants?"
Obama.... "How about being afraid of the LAPD swat team, who are buying their airline tickets to Syria as we speak!"
Assad....."You're boring me Barack...."
Obama.... "Well we're going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget. Would you believe we have three Boy Scouts hiking to Damascus in order to short sheet your bed and put chewing gum on your doorknob?"
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Obama...."Assad? Assad? Uh, you can't do this. I'm the President. Assad? Hello?"
Recent highest level coded telephone conversation:
Obama to Assad...."With my say so, at this very moment, the combined land, sea and air forces of a great military coalition are ready to obliterate your regime."
Assad.... "Your bluffing, I have internet too you know."
Obama..... "Ok then, but the US and French military are going to send cruise missiles that will put you on permantent hold in the mideast."
Assad.... "What, the French? Are they going to bomb me with croissants?"
Obama.... "How about being afraid of the LAPD swat team, who are buying their airline tickets to Syria as we speak!"
Assad....."You're boring me Barack...."
Obama.... "Well we're going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget. Would you believe we have three Boy Scouts hiking to Damascus in order to short sheet your bed and put chewing gum on your doorknob?"
<click>
Obama...."Assad? Assad? Uh, you can't do this. I'm the President. Assad? Hello?"
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