Affiliation test

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide .

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children .

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP,

You are an expert shot .
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family .
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

• [*=center]Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
  [*=center]What is a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP?
  [*=center]Does the man look poor or oppressed?
  [*=center]Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
  [*=center]Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
  [*=center]Could we run away?
  [*=center]What does my wife think?
  [*=center]What about the kids?
  [*=center]Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
  [*=center]What does the law say about this situation?
  [*=center]Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
  [*=center]Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
  [*=center]Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
  [*=center]Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
  [*=center]If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
  [*=center]Should I call 9-1-1?
  [*=center]Why is this street so deserted?
  [*=center]Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior .
  [*=center]I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus .
  [*=center]This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter says: “Nice grouping, Daddy!”
“Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

Son says: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

Wife says: “You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!”

[knkali]

Dude I laughed my *** OFF. Thanks for that one.

[DavidS]

Ok, I am sharing this with a few folks I know.

[Buzzard45]

ok, i admit it, i`m a redneck at heart. ri enhanced 9 bangs, then reload 8 more.

[Medicineman]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide .

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children .

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you.You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP,You are an expert shot .
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family .
What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:

• [*=center]Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
  [*=center]What is a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP?
  [*=center]Does the man look poor or oppressed?
  [*=center]Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
  [*=center]Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
  [*=center]Could we run away?
  [*=center]What does my wife think?
  [*=center]What about the kids?
  [*=center]Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
  [*=center]What does the law say about this situation?
  [*=center]Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
  [*=center]Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
  [*=center]Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
  [*=center]Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
  [*=center]If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
  [*=center]Should I call 9-1-1?
  [*=center]Why is this street so deserted?
  [*=center]Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior .
  [*=center]I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus .
  [*=center]This is all so confusing!

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BANG!

Redneck’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ClickDaughter says: “Nice grouping, Daddy!”
“Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

Son says: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

Wife says: “You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!”

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[TheTman]

I always knew I was a redneck at heart.

[GLOCKROCKER]

Not just a "redneck at heart" here - I'm the real deal born and bred and proud of it!

[yqtszhj]

I'm a hillbilly but the redneck option fits. Daughter is a redneck though.

[b4uqzme]

Catch me on a CZ day and we could be looking at 37 bangs of .40sw. But I'd probably share them with Mrs. b4. No reason for me to have all the fun. Izzat redneck?

[b4uqzme]

If a tornado plows through your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of IMPROVEMENTS, you might be a redneck.

If your refrigerator falls through your front porch floor and kills 3 dogs, you might be a redneck.

(credit Jeff Foxworthy)

[yqtszhj]

If you live in a town called Slapout and you have a fishing boat worth more than the trailer you live in you might be a redneck. (Credit goes to the people next town over from me.)

If your wife is called "fat legs" and her best friend is named "little bit" you may qualify too. And if you think you saw that on tv you did and they live not far from me too. I've yet to figure out why that was shown on animal planet.

In case you dont believe me... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ko7yi5J24jE