New "weapon" makes ISIS fighters flee from battle.

[TheTman]

The Kurdish militias have discovered a new weapon that sends ISIS fighters fleeing in terror from the battlefield. What is it?
Women fighters and snipers. If a muslim is killed by a woman in battle, then they don't get their 72 virgins, and all that stuff, and instead go to hell. Israel should take note of this, as well as any village that ISIS targets. Just put up signs that women are manning the machine guns and sniper rifles, and they will turn and run, not wanting to risk their rewards in the afterlife. Women already are integrated into the Israeli Defense Force, so that would be no problem for them.
I guess this tactic is working out really well for the Kurdish militias, just put a few women in the platoon. And make it known that there are women fighting, and ISIS runs away like a turpentined cat.

[Scarywoody]

I don't understand why they want so many virgins. Give me 72 porn stars for my eternity.

[marshal kane]

Boy, are they in for a surprise! 72 virgins, even in heaven, won't be that easy to find!

[xsailer]

Boys or women I wonder.

[TheTman]

Or goats, sheep, and camels? I don't think it matters much to them. What Mohammed forgot to tell them was, that although they get 72 virgins, the martyrs are all impotent eunuchs. I find it kind of bizarre that they regard sex that highly, that they will die willingly, just to get at those virgins. Maybe they would mellow out if they all spent a week or 2 in Amsterdam and got all they wanted.
I hope we end up in a place that makes sex pale in comparison. Their medieval mindset could not imagine such a place. Their world revolves around pleasing their little head.

[GROTMAN]

[skiflydive]

It's said, although it's been proven a myth, that "Black Jack" Pershing captured 50 Islamic extremists in the Philippines and ordered 49 of them executed with bullets dipped in pig blood and entrails. The 50th was released, told the story among the other Muslims and there were no further problems with Islamic militants in the Phllippines for years.

I'll supply the necessary pigs.

[TheTman]

If I was in a Christian village in Syria, I'd have pigs everywhere. And build a pigapault, to launch pig parts at ISIS fighers should they attack. I would use a catapault, but I don't thing they are scared of cats.

[Bazooka]

^^^lmao!!!^^^

[Gliderguy]

So, we need to send the Arkansas Razorbacks womens Biathalon team over to clean house?