I read today on Fox news that a pig got kicked off a US Air flight.
No $hiT !
The pig was deemed "disruptive", not when it crapped all over the coach deck, not when it squealed like a pig, but when it began pacing in an unruly manner.
The pig, and its owner, were asked to leave the flight, which they did, without incident.
Why... oh WHY was an F'n pig on the airplane in the first F'n place?
Well, it seems that the PIG was an "emotional support" animal, and F'ing allowed there under FEDERAL LAW!
WTF?
Yes. The Feds, under Obrainless, have allowed any sort of emotional support animal, with zero... ZERO paperwork to prove that it is deemed as such, on flights. Pig? No problem. Chicken? OK! Goat, kangaroo, monkey? We got 'em covered. Miniature horse, snake, sloth, sasquatch? No issues.
Ha! Janet Sasquatch Reno always been allowed to fly... trick question!
Seriously though... how about we get rid of airport security, and just put a pig or two on every flight? There won't be a r@ghead or one of their hairy lipped wimmen around for miles n miles.
Jus' sayin!
No $hiT !
The pig was deemed "disruptive", not when it crapped all over the coach deck, not when it squealed like a pig, but when it began pacing in an unruly manner.
The pig, and its owner, were asked to leave the flight, which they did, without incident.
Why... oh WHY was an F'n pig on the airplane in the first F'n place?
Well, it seems that the PIG was an "emotional support" animal, and F'ing allowed there under FEDERAL LAW!
WTF?
Yes. The Feds, under Obrainless, have allowed any sort of emotional support animal, with zero... ZERO paperwork to prove that it is deemed as such, on flights. Pig? No problem. Chicken? OK! Goat, kangaroo, monkey? We got 'em covered. Miniature horse, snake, sloth, sasquatch? No issues.
Ha! Janet Sasquatch Reno always been allowed to fly... trick question!
Seriously though... how about we get rid of airport security, and just put a pig or two on every flight? There won't be a r@ghead or one of their hairy lipped wimmen around for miles n miles.
Jus' sayin!


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