My problem is I always hit the damn Windmill...

[downtownv]

Ye Cana Fool a Scottish Caddy

During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard - President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole.
He asked his Scottish caddy if he had noticed any obvious reasons for his poor teeshots, to which the caddy replied:

"Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver. "
The President picked up his driver and cleaned the club face, at which point thecaddy said:

"No, the other end."

[340pd]

Recently obama was asked to play in a golf tournament .

At first he said, 'Naaahhh!'

Then someone said to him 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.'

Then he thought...




S*#t - I could win this!'