Still on the books

[Buzzard45]

Ya`ll are law abiding citizens right?

Milwaukee, Wisconsin; It is illegal for anyone considered offensive-looking to be out in public during the day.
If ever i get to Milwaukee, i`ll be sure to keep a paper bag handy

La Crosse Wisconsin; It is illegal to “worry”a squirrel.

Kansas; rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
So... a canoe or a sail boat would be ok?

Houston Texas; It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on sunday.

Anniston Alabama; Wearing blue jeans on Noble Street is prohibited.

Westminster Colorado; It is against the law to get lost between 9 p.m. and 4 a.m.

Rhode Island; Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.

Wilbur Washington; It is illegal to ride an ugly horse.

[Buzzard45]

A few more

Just thought politics could use a little lightening, so without any seriousness at all:

Philadelphia Pa.; You can`t put pretzels in bags.

Memphis Tenn.;A woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists and pedestrians by walking in front of the car

Illinois; A car must be driven with the steering wheel

Kentucky; A person must take a bath once a year

New Jersey; Cabbage can`t be sold on sundays

Virginia; Chickens can not lay eggs before 8 a.m. and must be done before 4 p.m.

[yqtszhj]

Memphis Tenn.;A woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists and pedestrians by walking in front of the car

Now that is a scary one there.

[JohnR]

There must have been a rabid and well-funded anti-cabbage movement in New Jersey at one time. See, they can be stopped!

[Buzzard45]

None of these have been verified

Nor do i intend to try to verify.

Two more, similar to Memphis;

New Orleans, Louisiana; It is illegal for a woman to drive unless her husband is in front of the car waving a flag, and in
Waynesboro, Virginia; it must be a red flag

Baltimore Maryland; It is illegal to mistreat oysters

Ohio; It is illegal to fish for whales on sundays

Pennsylvania; A person who has participated in a duel is no longer eligible to become a govenor
(guess i`m still eligible...for now)

Sterling Colorado; A loose pet cat must have a tail light

And one more (for now) from New Jersey; It is against the law to frown at a police officer

[ltxi]

Now that is a scary one there.

Yeah....my thought as well. What man in their right mind would do willing to do that?

[muggsy]

In Ohio it is illegal to fard while driving. Farding is applying makeup. Are you listening girls?

[Buzzard45]

Can ya stand a couple more?

Baltimore Maryland; It`s illegal to take a lion to the movies

Oklahoma; It`s illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7 p.m.

West Virginia; It`s unlawful for any person to have in his possession, or to display any red or black flag

Tucson Arizona; It`s illegal for women to wear pants

Oklahoma; Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings

Wyoming; It`s illegal for a woman to stand any closer than five feet from a bar while drinking

Washington; All loli pops are banned

OK the holidays are almost over, so i will stop now, i promises, i`ll let politics go back to being.... well... politics.

[muggsy]

Tucson Arizona; It`s illegal for women to wear pants.

I may be moving to Tucson.

[berettabone]

I don't think that worrying a squirrel anywhere in Wisconsin is a problem..........they usually don't live that long As far as the people in Milwaukee.......I can attest to the fact that your statement could be true, but they must be behind in removing said persons from the street, because I have to close my eyes every time I go there, which is only when I have to. There are a few towns, much like other towns around the country, where, let's just say, I think that they're all related.............especially if you visit one of their fairs